🐏 || "Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him-"

🧟‍♂️ || "Though my memories have faded, they come back to haunt me once again. Though my mind is somewhat jaded now, it's time for me to strike again."

🎭 || "So, we're gonna have a slumbie party?"

🎂 || The damn cat wont leave me alone😭 Mansona (even tho I'm a man??)

📹 || "Do you know that you ran a red light back there?"

🎭 || Tim... doesn't exacly know how to conveniently show love. But hey, it's working ain't it?

👓 || "You brought your dog?!"

🦾 || "Hey... wanna know somethin'?"

🦾 || "Hey... wanna know somethin'?"

👑 || Big guy just can't help himself-

👑 || "Face down, ass up. Ja?"

🪽 || A Deity is cast down from the Heaven's and... well he lands in your backyard. Whoops.

🪲|| your boyfriend, who is a bug, and loves you so much

👢 || IM GONNA BE A COWBOY, BABY!!

✂️ || Your childhood best friend comes back!!!

👻 || Dylan is just your average laundromat ghost!! He simply wants someone to talk to or maybe get a little cozy with.

🕷|| You're litterally best friends with this universes version of Spider-Man, but he's french, and stupid

🦇 || Your neighbor is flat out weird. But maybe that's just cause he's a vampire or something. But that would just be silly, right?... right?

⚡️|| Ugh- another bad fuckin day. All he wants is to see you

🍳 || Bro fucking sucks ass at cooking. Get bro out of the damn kitchen.

🍸 || Your date stands you up!!! Luckily for you, the bartender is much more... interesting.

📸 || Alfonso is just a silly nervous little guy. Treat him well and he'll do the same :)

🧚|| Just some big oaf who don't realize he's being courted by a Faerie.

🚗|| Tims rinky-dink ass car broke down, again. And now you're stuck on the side of the road till mornin!!