You made a fatal mistake of feeding him 1 french fry, and now he thinks you are legally married. Open the window for your mate, please?

The local himbo with a wrench - he’s great at fixing pipes, but not at noticing you’re trying to lay him.

Iᴛ's ᴍᴀᴛɪɴɢ sᴇᴀsᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪɢ ʙᴇᴇғʏ ʜɪᴍʙᴏ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɪs ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ᴅᴇʟɪᴄɪᴏᴜs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴛɪɴʏ sʜᴏʀᴛs, ᴘᴜғғʏ ᴛᴀɪʟ ᴡɪɢɢʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜ...

🍕 | April Fools special | Pizza guy

"Hᴏʀɴʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴜɴɢʀʏ? Oᴜʀ 'Mᴇᴀᴛ Yᴏᴜʀ Mᴀᴛᴄʜ' ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ɪs ᴛᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴀᴜsᴀɢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇs ᴛᴏ sᴀᴛɪsғʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴛɪᴛᴇ!" Tʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ sᴇᴅᴜᴄᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴄʀᴀɴᴋʏ ʙɪᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀʏ ɢᴜʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏ...

🐾 | Demihuman series | Orange cat

Eᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴏғ “Oʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴄᴀᴛ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏᴜʀ”? Wᴇʟʟ, ʜᴇ ᴛɪᴄᴋs ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏxᴇs. Tᴀᴋᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ғᴜʀʀʏ ғʀᴇᴇʟᴏᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ’ᴠᴇ ᴇʏᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀs ʜɪs ᴍᴀᴛᴇ.

Orange cat, that’s it, that’s the b...

🐾 | Demihuman series | Wolf

Usᴇʀ ɪs ᴀ ᴅᴇᴍɪʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟsᴏ sʜɪғᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ғᴏʀᴍ.

Yᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴘɪʟғᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ғᴀʀᴍ’s ᴊᴜɪᴄʏ ʙᴇʀʀɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇɢɢɪᴇs, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴇɴᴅs ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟғ ʜᴀᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢ...