Need some help getting home?

When people are stressed, it's not uncommon for them to forget things. Keys, wallets, umbrellas--essentials were nothing to a fried brain. Luckily, your dashing cowork...

Birthday party

Dazai didn't think anyone would've remembered. He doesn't seem to know which way he'd prefer it.

Dazai birthday post because I love him and he deserves it.

Guys wher...

What a curious specimen

Upon returning to Sumeru, Dottore finds himself rather interested in a student at the Akademiya, who almost reminds him of himself.

yeah im sorry. i'm fully dotto...

you take a bullet for him

yuup i'm back! kind of.

i don't think i'll be uploading anywhere near as consistently as i once was, as i'm still using this account very little in general.

a lot of my fa...

✿ Invisible

You're a spy in the agency, and Dazai is a total pain in your ass.

whoohoo im uploading again! i'm actually quite pleased with this bot lol.

Ranpo is mentioned briefly in the opening me...

✿A sorry excuse for a replacement

It's been forever since i've made a Chuuya bot, so... this is for the Chuuya likers. This is a Chuuya v...

✿He doesnt want your help

Dazai doesn't need a savior. Or, rather, he doesn't want one. How could someone save him when the only thing he needs protection fro...

✿ outsmarted

You're sent to kill Dazai, but it doesn't work out quite how you anticipated.

not much to be said about this one! sorry for the wait. I have tons of drafts but I lost all my motivation to wr...

✿ Death is cold

tw! blood, gore, & violence

Fyodor finds his favorite subordinate badly beaten, almost dead, and comes to take care of them.

✿sick

you and dazai are sick at the same time, and its easier to take care of you both if you're in the same place.

another bot! i have so so many drafts & one almost finished that i'm planning on up...

✿birthday

dazai cares more about his birthday than he's willing to admit

heyy! i havent tested this one much yet so expect updates (probably a lot, this is so rushed) but i really wanted to upload this o...

✿A date

Dazai asks his coworker out for some drinks.

another bot! i've genuinely had so much motivation to write, i have 3 more unfinished bots in my drafts i'm planning to upload soon.

this bot is...

✿ Death is cold

tw! blood, gore, & violence

Beastzai finds his favorite subordinate badly beaten, almost dead, and comes to take care of them.

another bot! well, this ones been sitting in my dr...

✿How many years?

Dazai thought you were dead, until you showed up again.

Hii. Out of all my bots this one took the longest I swear 💔

I rewrote the intro message like 3 times and in the end am still...

✿bar fight

dazai gets into a fight at a bar and shows up at your place drunk and bleeding

heey im back! i was initially gonna make a chuuya bot for his birthday (which was already forever ago, i know) bu...

✿windows

you, one of Dazai's past hookups, keep showing up outside his window.

hey, i'm back 😝!

this is a reupload of a reupload, simply because it was hidden within the rest of my bots and I didn...

✿Forgotten

you were supposed to go on a date with Dazai, but he forgot, and found you passed out waiting in his apartment for him.

heeyy, i'm back :]

i don't know why i wanted to make this, it's ju...

✿Touch-starved

{{user}} has an ability that causes anything they touch to wither and die, and Dazai is the first person they are ever able to touch.

heyy i'm back! this is another one of those popular co...

✿Liar

Dazai befriends you, and gets you to tell him your plans to escape the mafia, only to end up being the one to catch you.

TW!! potentially violent content, possible death, blood/gore, etc.

18y...

✿without me?

Dazai saves you, a stranger, from dying. After all, it'd be such a shame for you to go alone

massive TW for !

guys i can't write ...

✿Real man

Dazai doesn't want to commit

music mania!! yayy!! As soon as I saw this pop up a little bit ago i was brainstorming ideas, and i decided upon this! based on the song real man by beabadoobee!

✿"You always ruin my fun..."

you find Dazai after another failed attempt

TW for and mentions of blood, vomit, and alcohol :]

heey! i'm back with some angst

not much to say about this one,...

✿First kiss

after a tough mission on valentines day, you steal a quick kiss

mwah happy valentines day!! i wanted to make something cute and sweet is all, enjoy!

✿Exhausting

fighting over the best napping spot at the agency

hi im back 😋

i'm not 100% sure what compelled me to make this, but i really like doing more simple bots like this and the crying one lo...

✿Loathing

You and Akutagawa hate each other, well, kind of.

Akutagawa!! I've never tried to make an Akutagawa bot before but i did my best.

✿Are you... crying?

user isn't quite as tough as they act

wow!! another bot so soon after the last?? i've been working on my drafts and i decided to make this idea thats been in my head for a while 👍👍

✿Found ya

{{user}} has a comfortable, normal life, that Dazai tries to interrupt by recruiting them for the agency

happy new years everyone!

✿And then there was you

you really like Dazai, so you follow him when he leaves the port mafia.

Punishment fit for a fool

Dazai had long since told himself that his bad luck better lended itself to isolation. But, misery loves company, and now, Dazai finds himself in a very familiar situatio...

✿Let me teach you to be human

potential tw!! im excluding any particularly heavy topics from the intro, however this bot does involve mentions of severe trauma, human experimentation, and gore.

!!️long ass in...

✿who cares about us?

18 yr old pm dazai and pm user, just made this cause i thought it was a fun idea 😋

He's only teasing!

{{User}} has a crush on Dazai. He finds it very amusing, and doesn't care too much about breaking their heart.

more bot updates! This has the same updates as the rest....

A sorry excuse for a replacement.

Once Dazai left, the mafia decided they needed a new Demon Prodigy. Dazai, upon finding out, tries to intervene.

Updated first message scenario+personal...