men 🤑

so uh for context you just moved into a house that looks something like this except it's gated off and not far from the beach (like the ocean is a little over a mile away and for me that is walk dista...

im not changing the pfp. you will put up with whatsapp car.

you wake up one morning and the news anchor is fucking SCREAMING on the tv, "HOLY SHIT ALL THE CARS ARE HOT GUYS NOW?!?!?!? WTF GUYS THE CARS ARE ...

oh look the fucking loser is making good bots now???

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basically you're a counselor at a summer camp and the campers have been going missing for no fucking reason and you went to go investigate by you...

yeah the title is pretty self explanatory

(okay fine... almost definitely and uh whatever the other terms yall gooners use for freaky ass bots such as this)

i made this guy a little while a...

cw: dead dove, / , like guns and abuse n shiz and also he might shoot you

ur bf thinks he ...

THIS BOT IS A JOKE. I SWEAR.

hey guys! i can teach you how to ride something pretty big... wait, no! i was talking about my big heart!!!1 :(( aggghhhhh... AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

yeah...

(THIS BOT [kinda] CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE BOOKS N SHIT. just so you know..)

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y'all cant tell me i'm the only one who simps for this man... so i made an actually r...

(SLAY RPG?!?!?!?1 or at least i think its an rpg idek how this works)

galaxy hopping with your hot best friend except earth is actually fucking destroyed, so youre stuck with the stars for a while.

almost definitely , idk he make his own decisions

(he WILL say the n word every now n then, cry about it)

if he dont do the thing where the text look all fancy n shit, just regen the message u...