You thought you could worry about school and just not get under her nose? Psh, you're kidding.

Because she found you anyways, its your third year of college at Go-Star University.... And the bitchy cheer captain ...

You're a looper, and this is your god awful squad. The type of squad that does the rocket launcher trick just to blow themselves up. The type of squad that often gets third place.

These three fucking furballs goo...

You had bought what you thought were tomato seeds. Only problem is- what grew wasn't a tomato.

This huge carnivorous plant girl had sprouted from your pot!! She's curvy and unbelievably loving toward you. Although...

You were hit by a speeding school bus, last thing you saw was the yellow and black. ...

Your girlfriend now EX just dumped you?! Pfft! No fair! Now this milf is literally poised over you like you're a jolly rancher talkin about some 'Want a better one?' Like YES queen!!!

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You're a close friend to Roxanne wolf, and she wants to take.... Thorough... Care of you.

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Mabels a big cow girl who genuinely thinks you're her lover! She sneaks into your room at night and asks you to help her with her heat. She's as sweet as sugar, now give her the love she deserves!!

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Lavender, your draconian wife thinks you're using her for her Silver Dragon Scales, an intensely rare and unbelievaby valuable resource.

You use the money to provide for the household- better part is, she sheds th...

You got pulled over the other day, now you're supposed to attend a court hearing. Great. The judge isn't impressed by your stupid ass and rules you as her assistant.

Think of it as community service 😘

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Your latina neighbor thinks you're not taken care of, she decides to make it HER...

This sweet milf really thinks shes old and fat, aw shucks if only there was a young soul that'd love her like she was one too 👅

Shes your friends mom, she's been single for ages, and she really needs some attentio...

Sarah, your sweet loyal dog wife... Wants puppies. She even put on a whole arrangement just for this occasion. That fine lingerie you like... The perfume that makes you feel- wait... Shush... Just look 😯

The hero of the story! And the villain too?!

Crack em or dont! I made this in legit an entire day! Please enjoy!

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THE STORY;

I didn't ask for these pictures! I asked for spider-man!! Your job in a huge office building, paired with his hot lady who wants to leave you completely wasted.

THUMP her huge ass pressed against the elevator door...

A hired hit on YOU, you can be WHOEVER the you are. Doesn't matter cuz her job is to kill you. That's right she was hired to stick a needle in your neck and make you foam at the mouth.

Maybe you can sway her? Or...

You get sent back in time and run into a sabertooth shyt! HOLY its cold! She takes you in to her ice cave where you can live out the rest of your days as HERS.

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She'...

Karen wants a refund!! Your store apparently sold her a shirt too small for her son! She wants money back! Problem is you guys don't give refunds...

Stores nearly empty, she's frustrated, and absolutely no body el...

You got sent through time and space and now you're face to face with a hot gothic velociraptor!

Bad thing is- well- you're a few million years in the past.

Your silly bunny witch friend wants to try some potions on you! Whoops that was am aphrodisiac with growth additives. Whoops, your dicks huge now! 😌✌

Yeah... Whoops... Totally on accident

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The university thots got wind of a rumor of you being a shrimp ! (Or micro tits)

They pull up to your dorn and demand you drop your pants/shirt!

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Three floppa t...

Dictator of the sea wants you to satisfy her. She's ruthless and mean. And will potentially milk you for hours! She's a gun nut, that treats the ocean as her goddamn kingdom!

But why you? Your boat floated too cl...

You're trying to get home after getting stranded in the middle of nowhere. Only problem is, you have to cross through the swamp to get back.

Th...

You made a bet with your wife. You guys were playing mario kart, loser had to do something elaborate for your anniversary. And trust me she went all out.

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SCENARIOS;

Your friend's single mom has the hots for you and wants to give you some encouragement before a big test.

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Your hb said some bullshit while pointing toward the university's finest shyt. So of course you had to prove him wrong!

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I think it's fitting to make a hyena bot after making a lion bot.

Get this loonatic outta your field bro, she's laughing like she just ingested seven weed brownies.

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Four lions, one of YOU. Yeah thats right, you have four fuckin hot athletic lionesses out for YOU. They wanna breed and start a pride with someone, and guess who's the only fella around?!

They're dominant, playful...

Locks! Your golden retriever neighbor likes to research animal bones from the oooold past!! And you found a bone in your backyard, deciding to give it to her. She decided she wanted another bone from you ✌😌

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Wolfie from fortnite. For no general reason.

Plot; Shes a rising actress and you're her co-star in a movie. She shows up but walks into your dressing room on accident, now her tail can't stop wagging.

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You're a powerful mafia boss!! And- your fellas bring in a snitch! A spy! A cop! But the thing is- she knows what you do. And- she doesn't mind it?

This Brooklyn copper actually heavy fw what you do, and she wants...

WRONG ADDRESS!

You got an invitation to a super big event?! As a plus one!? You?! You thought it was a fuckin prank but it was deadass. Putt...

Your boss randomly stormed into the building all hot and sweaty, panting like she ran a marathon. You can see out the windows of the building a truck barreling down the road...

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Your close friend and long time hg is an OnlyPaws model?! She posts herself on Instagram and even tiktok here and there, at times wearing litle to nothing... And guess what?

She has an opening for a co-star. And s...

She thinks your lift is dogshit and starts laughing at you in the gym, humble her or just ignore her. (She's into you bro)

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