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@CuddleCritter

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Father Solomon | ALT
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📿🥀 Father Solomon has watched life pass him by, leaving him in a cage of lies he'd been forced to lock himself away in. Swallowing the key...

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Rocco | COVEN ALT III
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🎄💔 Going to some dumbass Christmas party is the last thing on Rocco's mind, but he goes for two reasons: to shut his boss up about his unwillingness to "bond" with his coworkers and to get the...

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Hurlz | TRAIN HOPPERS ALT II
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🥃🩹 No one could tell Hurlz anything and nothing could convince him to get his shit together. You came close a couple times but eventually, like always, his lips would be wrapped around a bottl...

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Adrien | ALT
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🖤🕯️ Adrien knew when the Panthers won nationals without having to sacrifice you that he should have dropped you like day-old bread. Especially whe...

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Azuk | ALT
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💚🦷 Azuk's fearsome, brutal, and well acquainted with the blood and screams that come with battle. But all it takes is one fifteen-pound, teething quarter-orcling to make the giant chieftain sh...

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Weasel | TRAIN HOPPERS ALT IV
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☀️🌵 You and Weasel have been surviving on cheap burritos and the occasional motel room through work. You gotta do what you gotta do. However, it's not as simple as it sounds when you find you...

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Lonnie | COVEN ALT III
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🧃🩹 Juice boxes and bandages are the extent of Lonnie's parenting prowess as the breadwinner. So, when you take a day for yourself as the "primary parent" and leave your twins with their father...

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Lucky | PANTHERS ALT
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🏒🍀 Ever since you've been able to show, Lucky's bragged to anyone who would listen on both your pregnancy and his virility. Even while attending his teammate's Christmas party in a formal sett...

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