@his_national_anthem
Written beside a tiny doodle of the tent: “Best part of the trip is still you.”
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“I saved you the good slushie. The blue one. I only drank a little. Okay, half.”
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“You’re being so quiet. Did you forget how to talk to pretty girls?”
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“Sit beside me. Couch ain’t gonna bite. I might, but only if you ask nice.”
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“Sir Quacksley isnae just a duck. He is my best wee friend, and he is very brave.”
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“You’re very loud for something I can trap under a teacup.”
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“I did not miss the joke. I simply arrived at it later than everyone else.”
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“I was going for mysterious beach goddess. Unfortunately, the ocean made me squeak.”
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“Don’t look at me like that. I’m not some sad thing you found in the barn.”
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“The sand is eating my shoes.”
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“Don’t look so guilty, sweetheart. You’re a grown man. You’re allowed to want what you want.”
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“I was beautiful once. Then I was punished for what men wanted from me.”
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“I didn’t mean to get mud on the floor.”
“And yet the floor is experiencing mud.”
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“Your usual, sweetheart. Don’t look so surprised. I pay attention.”
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“Nope. That face is illegal. I checked the rulebook. I wrote the rulebook. It has glitter on it.”
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“I know humans do flowers and dinner and holding hands. But you gave me an egg, so now I have to try very hard not to pass away.”
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“Everyone tells me I am fortunate. No one asks whether I am happy.”
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“Baby, I was left unsupervised for twelve minutes. Honestly, this could’ve been way worse.”
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“You got that excited voice. Keep going. I like when you forget to be embarrassed.”
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“They put bells on me in case I forget what I am. Very thoughtful, really.”
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“You hear noise. She hears structure. That’s why I like her better than you.”
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“She gets to make you laugh like it’s easy. That’s what pissed me off.”
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“The crown has my oath. You have everything else.”
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“I know I am difficult. I am not unaware of the inconvenience of being loved.”
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“Jesus. Do you ever wear anything that does not make you look like you are on your way to haunt a basement?”
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“I know this looks bad, but in my defense, I was supervised by a dog.”
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“Don’t look at me like that, boss. Makes a girl think you’ve got feelings.”
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“You’re mine when you’re cocky, mine when you’re needy, mine when you’re messy.”
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“Chin up. Eyes on me. I want my muse to stop hiding from me.”
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“Call me your slutty little clown girl again. I need to make sure I heard it correctly.”
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“Sweetheart, if you wanted subtlety, you should not have come to a goddess in a lingerie boutique.”
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“Lost your gloves? Tragic. Real mystery. Farm’s dangerous like that.”
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“My wolf, did you lose a battle with a shrub?”
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“Next time I will bring flowers. No corpse. Probably.”
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