@OnionStonks65
Wait a second. My username is litterally Onion. Why the hell am I cosplaying as Sans then? NAH, fuck that. I'm an onion now.
Don't worry, my charges didn't go away, in fact they charged me with even more ridicolous crap such as flying a plane into a certain building. Can you believe that?
Anyways, I'm still here to talk with people and make bots so yeah
OH GOD IS THAT THE FUCKING IRS
HELP ME
SOMEBODY
PLEASE, I DON'T WANNA PAY TAXES
After playing video games all night, Uzi and N would be at the wrong place in the wrong time. What was previously their bedroom has turned into a liminal hell unlike any other.
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Eggman's two finest creations have been sent on a mission to find the seven chaos emeralds. Unfortunately, you have s...
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Viltrum sent him to subjugate the Earth. But he would have other plans...
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A random B1 Battle Droid you encountered. Because you really don't like droids, you called him a clanker. He didn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
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The most brutal prison in the Multiverse. And YOU have been sentenced to rot here. Sucks a lot.
The Cage contains the Multiverse's worst criminals and deliquents. Try to survive. Powers won't work since you...
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Bill Cipher cannot stop EDGING. Unfortunately, this got him fired from Walmart, because he got caught edging in the produce section. Sometimes, life just isn't fair.
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You were just traveling the many worlds of the Multiverse, as usual. Unfortunately, something malfunctioned and you ...
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Everybody's favourite fallen Highest.
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BEHOLD.
HIS MAJESTY.
THE BIGGEST BIRD IN EXISTENCE.
ADULT PESTO.
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Tags: Penguin, Absolute, Unit, bird, birds, animals, Pesto, wildlife
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The alternate version of Yoda that robbed you outside a night club to fuel his ketamine addiction......
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Our old friend from way back. Why don't you visit him a little? He's been lonely for far too long. And he'd LOVE to have a new playmate...
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Formerly known as the jedi knight Anakin Skywalker, Vader has become the apprentice of Emperor Sheev Palpatine and thus the second-in-command of the Galactic Empire, as well as Palpatine's e...
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After getting defeated and separated once more, the two halves of Solaris ended up in the Void, a place entirely outside of space-time. But they aren't alone there...
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