“If apathy truly is not the answer, then make me feel something, mere cookie. Anything.”

You’re Mystic Flour’s assistant, or partner, or friend, or whatever,...

“My dear, you seem so pent up, and I couldn’t help but worry! How can I get rid of your pent up frustration?”

“I’ll f...

ᴛɪᴍᴇᴋᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ: ᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛɪᴍᴇ

“Oh, so you’re saying you have a better idea of curing my boredom? How cute, but I do...

“Do you.. mind if I give you an.. examination?”

This might be a bit wild for a first bot, but we all know why we use this sit...