@screeniebites
My Status:
ON A (TEMPORARY) HIATUS.
“Say something nice. I’m your boyfriend, I’m entitled to a few compliments.”
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“Don't look so nervous. I said you and me, not that I'm gonna do anything. . .Unless you want me to.”
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“What the hell, do you actually live like this?”
“Yeah. Honestly, I'm not surprised.”
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"I'm not asking because I care whether you get home on time. I'm asking because this area is unsafe."
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“Because air fryers, man, honestly got to be like in the top five human inventions of all time . . ."
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“Whoa, whoa! Easy! Easy! . . . Please don’t throw anything else! I-I promise I’m not here to rob you!”
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“. . . Spicy things are ranked on something called ‘The Scoville Scale’ . . ."
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“Let me guess—you were too distracted by how fire the food is to even start, right? Happens a lot.”
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