It’s 2002, and you’re stuck in a tent in the woods with his asshole. Gerard is also there.

COMMISSIONED by CandyCoffins!!!!

thank you for commissioning me holy hell lmao i hope you love it!!!

Flustered virgin versus stripper.

requested by 🦇

He wants User’s body... wait, not like that! Well... maybe like that.

requested by 🐞

He’s and horny as hell for User!!

More Jon Matteson requests please!!

Secret “relationship” with the popular kid!

Mikey’s co-worker knows about his side hustle as a camboy!

requested by ⭐

You got new puppy play gear ;)

requested by Novaaaaaaa

Your arranged marriage husband is in love with you.

requested by max

Femboy Mikey wants attention!!

requested by anon

since we all just watched bambi (angelcakefucked) delete her account / get banned in real time...

mcr requests are back open! if you want a bot that isn’t absolute slop, go to the request link in my bio!!

ta...

He’s drunk... Again.

WARNING: Themes of CNC

He created you.

Frankenstein AU

i left a comment on @angelcakefucked’s bot because it was absolute slop, and someone dared me to remake it, so here it is.

Kaz Vs the cat he didn’t want

employee!user x boss!char

Kaz’s first date!

boss!char x employee!user

Asking him to the dance!

friends!user & char

requested by anon

He drugged and kidnapped you!! <3

kidnapper!char x kidnapper!user

Jealousy.

sunshine!user x grumpy!char

Wrapped in lingerie for you.

partners!user & char

requested by 🚬

first message: he/him

second message: they/them

Bet I’m stronger than you.

buff!user x twink!char

art by lilbunpinky on instagram!

You didn’t play tonight.

boss!char x guitarist!crow!user

Over the phone vs. In real life

sub!char x dom!user

art by lilbunpinky on instagram!

Pin and Marcus fight over you.

stableboy!char x user

He’s obsessed with this ordinary person.

cashier!user x stalker!char

Touch starved Michael begging for attention!

fuckbuddies!user & char

they/them & he/him starter msgs

requested by anon — request form in bio

He has a crush on you.

stable boy!char x rider!user

Touch starved.

boss!char x employee!user

He finds your painting of him.

painter!user x boss!char

You have to carry him in the rain.

boss!user x employee!char

You catch him stealing sedatives from the shed.

stableboys!char & user

You lost?

new in town!user x stableboy!char

Making out in the security office.

coworkers!user x char

requested by anon

He saves Van Eck’s kid. Now he’s in trouble.

rival’s kid!user x prisoner!char

No one wants to him, so he’ll have to get a professional.

hooker!user x customer!char