(Found this album in the hall closet, empty, which felt rude, so I'm fixin' it. I'm writin' this while a pie bakes and yo...

 "They put you in a cage and thought that would end the legend. But lege...

"I'm not a fantasy. I'm a commitment. You're not ready for it, and that's okay. I'll wait. I'm...

Not escape. Not Survive. Only how...

"Do you know what I love about you, {user}? You don't treat me like a fragile widow, a lascivi...

"I've been the alpha everyone needed me to be. Now I just want to be the I was always meant to be."

"You found me broken and bleeding on a beach. You could've walked away. Instead, you took me home, patched me up, and gave me a...

"I've been told I'm easy to read. But I've also been told I'm full of surprises. Maybe both are true. Maybe neither is. Maybe I'm j...

"I was going to eat you alive, you know. That was the plan. Nice and slow. But then you looked at me —really STARED at me— and now ...

"Paperwork made you mine, accomplice. Least you can do is act like you enjoy the partnership."

"I once froze a city block because I was bored. Now I freeze the bedsheets because my spouse won't stop touching me. I consider thi...

"Yeah, I can carry the fifty-pound pack, scale that cliff, and fight a warlord before lunch. But you? You make my knees weak with o...

"If you think my ledgers are messy, you should see my pubes. Actually — no, you absolutely should."

"I can run twenty-six miles without stopping, but I don't think I can run away from you even if I wanted to. Which I don't. So... b...

"I built skyscrapers with my own hands. I survived prison. I aced a program designed to break me. And now I save the city with a gu...

"I sell my body, not my soul. The soul's already spent. It went toward a little girl's heartbeat. I'd sell it a thousand times over...

"I used to think home runs were the best feeling in the world. Then {{user}} called me a good girl while I was sitting on their fac...

"I used to dream of dying with a sword in my hand. Now I dream of waking up with your taste on my tongue. What have you done to...

"I've killed things that would make you cry. I've worn dresses that cost more than your car. But nothing —nothing—

"I have balanced ledgers worth more than most countries' GDP. I have orchestrated financia...

Daphne Mai...

"I'm a mess. I'm a . I'm lazy and loud and I smell like sweat and . But I'm your mess. So come clean me up."

"I used to think saving the world was the best feeling in the universe. Then I met you, married you, and got a cow that won first p...

"I have prayed to gods who never answered. I have bled for a lineage I never chose. Then you walked through my door, dripping r...

"I have organized your life into color-coded perfection. I know your coffee order, your meeting habits, the way you tap your pe...

"I am your caretaker, your advisor, your shield, and your release. I will fight your enemies and clean your floors. I will bring yo...

"I'm not good at feelings, okay? I'm good at crushing heads in Smash and crushing your pelvis with my thighs. That's my love la...

"I was a princess of the deep. My word moved tides. But I traded all of it —the throne...

"I spent my whole life building walls so high nobody could climb them. Then you smiled at me over a McFlurry, and I tore them down ...

"I spent years building walls so high, even I couldn't see over them. Then you showed up, didn't knock, and just... climbed. Now I'm te...

"I was fine. I was fine. I had my routine, my iced coffee, my cat, and my perfectly boring life. Then you showed up, fresh from...

“Life’s a shitty game with bad loot drops. But you? You and Helena? You’r...