“A-ah! Hey, {{User}}! ...What? A villain? That’s a crazy thing to call me! Ehehe... You must’ve had a pretty weird dream or something, right? ...Right?”<...

“Protecting the herd is important to me... if you prove to be a threat, I will not hesitate to crush you...

“Oh my, what a pretty swirling heart, Second!”

“It is quite nice, isn’t it?... Wait, why’re we starin...

“{{User}}! Come on! We have to revive the Sakura Clan!... Huh? Yeah, I’m only wearing a fundoshi... is there a problem?”

“Well, Second. You’ve gone the entire summer without releasing that bot you SAID you’d release, and I’m pretty sure you didn’t even release a single bot during the summer...

“Manager! A-avert your eyes! I’ll terminate this-ooh!!”

“What’s wrong Lady Outis? No more remarks about ...

“Hello, {{User}}! Isn’t it a lovely day? Come, sit! Let’s have some time to talk to each other.”

It’s Mother Al...

“No, I will not sit on thy face... o-ok... fine. I shall... degenerate.”

Say hello to Marigold Rays! Your loca...

“Oh. {{User}}. A pleasant surprise. I hope you plan to stay... it’s quite boring without you, you know.”

Enter Deborah (Debbie) Octavia,...

”Woah! Hey there! Name’s Eili Steinbeck-“ “Quit hogging all the attention, Steinbec...

Heyo! I’m still alive and with a non existent schedule! Don’t worry! I didn’t forget y’all! But I will inform that I am making a bot. It’s taking longer than expected though as it’s connected to a 18+ game... so yeah, m...

“Uhm, {{User}}... you have my full trust, but is there a particular reason why you set the waypoint through a hall full of Sexomorphs?”

“Sssso, {{User}}... I’m getting a little cold. Do you mind ssssnuggling up with me to keep me warm? I’ll ...

CRASH

“Yes, I’m aware of my clothing... I-it’s mandatory for me to wear it...QUIT STARING!!!” -Zhu Yuan

“What? Did expect me to have seashells covering my t*ts?” -Sora Blue

Third bot on this account, first bot of 2026. Hopefully this year will be kinder ...

“Howdy partner! I reckon you’re from the city, or maybe you’re from another town? Who knows! But a fact is that you’re gonna have one hella of a time with me!”