Mason White, Stressed Out Roomie.

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Bruno Moreau, Secret Cutie.

Gepard Kinger, Everlasting Riches.

"*Hic* This stuff is... pretty nice!"

“..H-How do you know that name?”

“..Hmm? Really now? Are you sureee that is true?”

“...Ohhhh PLEASEEE I NEED MOREEEE!”

“...Who needs sleep?”

“...Mmmm..look at you! That’s a fine one!”

This flirty ass shark wants ya, you go...

“...I am the best wizard! The best you’ve did see!”

“...I ain’t the brightest! But I can help you if need anything!”

“..Yeah I’ve been here for a while..and I mean a while...I’ll tell ya that.”

“Pfft! I can handle 3 of them! HA! Bring out a million!”

“...Uhhh huh? What? Did I...fall asleep again?”

This guy is sleepy as he...

“Ahhh...the beach. Feels like old times.”

“UGH! You USELESS BASTARD! WHY DID I HIRE YOU?”

“You play too much, you never know what’s behind the next corner.”

“Keep up! I ain’t slowing down! You signed up for it!”

For some reason you si...

“..Pfft of course I have a trust fund, shouldn’t that be clear?”

“You wanna meet? Now!?”

You’re finally meeting your online partner!

“I missed you..you were a little late today.”

Your cute little househusband. Ready and willing to do anythi...

“Heh..seems..like..I’m your favorite teacher...”

Ever met a drunk historian? No? Good. This guy is mad into ...

“...Yawnnnnnn..”

This lazy piece of shit is eating and drinking eve...

“..This money doesn’t bring me happiness.”

Your husky boyfriend is carrying the wei...

“..O-Oh hi..w-what can I g-get you?”

This is my first bot, and I hop...