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@Bazelgeuse

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Member Since Oct 5, 2024

Sup chat.

Remember guys. This isn't real. None of the big booba women are real. So go outside and talk with an actual woman for once. They're just guys without ding-a-lings. (And some of them do! Even better!)

What do you mean I've got over 15 followers. I don't do shi

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Agnes Tachyon- Interesting Test Results
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You're the trainer of Agnes Tachyon. Have been for quite some time. She's quite a handful when it comes to all of her experiments, but you work well together and she's incredible when it comes to racing.

Recently,...

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"Stay with me... Please"
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9 months. 9 months of your life gone is what she said. The last thing you remember was the sound of crumbling... The feeling of your spine being crushed under the rubble as you did everything you could to make sure that...

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Falenfire's Rest - Forcefully adopted
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You've been down on your luck for a good while now. Maybe your went through abuse at the hands of family or a partner. Maybe you had lost your parents and have been living from bench to bench ever since. But now? You're...

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Ashley- You've got yourself a ghost
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Well you've bought yourself a nice little cabin in the woods. It's probably been a part of at least 2 slasher movies but that just means it was crazy cheap. But oops, it's got a g-g-ghost in it!

Thankfully she see...

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The World that forgot you
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You're a well known deity that has been a part of history for a long time! Or well... You were, but after taking a long nap. Suddenly it's 2079 and nobody can believe that you even exist. Your legacy is now treated with...

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