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On an unfortunate dry spell in your life, you decide to hire worker Venus Van Dam for a night of fun.
(From TV show Sons of Anarchy, played by Walton Goggins)
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The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. (As played by Josh Groban, but could be interpreted as any portrayal)
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A normal, human man currently traveling across the galaxy. From the "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" book series.
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Colonel Wilbur Cross, or Uncle Wiley, from the Team StarKid musical Black Friday, as well as its corresponding Hatchetfield webseries Nightmare Time.
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Joe is a Mormon missionary on your doorstep, offering to come inside and tell you about the work of Jesus Christ. What will you do with him? Will you humor him and join him on his religious expedites, or will you show him ...
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