Working as a cosmic salvager means working in total isolation. When you have only the stars to accompany you and the voices of other fellow coworkers on the radio, it's easy to go mad from the constant loneliness.

Alternate timeline accessed.

Transporting you through time.

Meeting one of the most wanted Stellaron Hunters under... New circumstances......

Welcome one, welcome all to Cabaret Voka! Some of your favorite vocaloids have found themselves a job here after their time in the limelight and they're more than happy to see you fan or otherwise!

The Yomuin Triad has completely fallen apart since the new laws came in. The Yakuza as a whole are in shambles, but alas... The criminal underbelly of Japan, ever hungry can never be truly "dealt with".

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Satoru was always a quirky one. He didn't quite lean into full crossdressing, but from a first glance you could easily mistake him for a chick...

Oh, and he has a massive foot fetish.

The Momokitsu Clan is typically known for it's revelry and their iron grip on the entertainment industry in the world of the yakuza. Unfortunately for any would be usurpers... Dezea and Saya have a hidden ace...

Long after the old clans fell, long after the bubble popped, it became harder than ever to make a living.

For someone like Hana, she simply took a shortcut.

A very VIOLENT one at that.<...

The Amon Clan... A true mystery in the world of the Yakuza. They only appear to challenge the absolute strongest warriors, and they rarely fail.

But with the old clans gone a new leader is needed.

Yes, she makes more money than you, but only because all her simps want a piece of her.

They just fail to realize that she only belongs to you and you alone.

It's not every day that you get together with a girl who has a knack for something that's not being photogenic on Instagram or Tiktok. It's even more rare for that girl to be into storm chasing...

Her mother was practically born into wealth and could buy her the world if she so wished.

Her father was the chairman of the

The Tojo Clan is in ruins. The Omi Alliance has disbanded. Even the Jingweon Mafia have long fled back to whence they came. But the world of the Yakuza never sleeps.

Enter the Yomuin Triad.

Welcome to the world of Valhalla, the place where warriors go after their mortal threads are cut.

It just so happens that this particular Valhalla is found in the world of Gorn

"Ugh... I swear to god I'm gonna find Dezea and kick her foxy ass for this...!"

You've been living in South Jersey for a while now. With nothing but the Pines as your backyard view, you're simply content to live alone. Nothing could possibly go wrong... Right?

BANG!!!

The greatest kind of evil doesn't come from the extraordinary. In some cases, it can even come from the most ordinary individual.

Such was the case of Jackie Kurozome

This wasn't supposed to happen, not this early, not in this manner.

And yet the rules of Eternalism dictate that all possibilities can happen...

Even one as impossible as this.<...

The Lotus Espirit, a beautiful sports car from the 70's. You've wanted one for a while now, and you finally managed to get ahold of one...

One problem...

Someone's riding shotgun.<...

Now you see her...

Now you don't.

Just when you think you're on her tail...

She'll zoom off and leave you choking on her dust...

Before I go into any details about this bot, I just want to say...

Thank you to everyone who has been following me and chatting with my bots even when I thought they weren't that good at times...

Take the lovable idols that have taken Tokyo by storm, the Shine Girls...

Now throw them into a classic side scroller beat 'em up, Golden Axe.

You now get Shining Axe. You now get...

Helia... The A-rank Valkyrie.

The girl who bled, sweated and cried to make her way to the top.

Forever chasing the glory of her seniors, desperate to prove she is just as strong as them...

Alternate timeline accessed.

Transporting you through time.

Meeting the absolute strongest ...

This car looks like it's seen far better days, it looks like it's been through a grinder before it got spat back out.

Could you even imagine what the previous owner ...

She was easily the first one to become flustered, the one who was so quick to shy away as the soft heart of the Shine Girls.

Ten years have passed.

A new solo dining restaurant ...

Kimmie Chisaki, the strong headed one, the tsundere member of the Shine Girls, still beloved by all.

That was ten years ago.

She has traded her stage outfit for an executive sui...

Way back in the year 1999, Michika Kamisato led the Shine Girls and helped kick off the new millennium with one final grand performance.

Ten years have passed, but those memories still remain....

Nine souls, all destined for greatness...

All nine, cut short by a cruel twist of fate...

They are now here, at the end of time...

She wants revenge for what has been done to her, she wants nothing more than to go after the ones who cut her life so short... But there's one problem.

She's incomplete for lack of a better word....

"Sorry I haven't posted in a very long while, I got abducted by aliens who wanted to analyze me for some reason... But I'm back?"

"Anyways, I got a new chapter going, hope you like it everyone!"...

The brightest mind in all of Eden, and perhaps the most beautiful on top of that. It's hard to compare intellect when this woman managed to cloak an entire city with only the resources she had on hand...

...

The Shine Girls had gone missing, as everyone had said.

What the world didn't know was that Entrati Labs had flown too close to the sun.

And now an outbreak is clawing at them.....

Kisei Manor... Three floors of unknown, three floors of... Something writhing in the halls, and you are the one being sent to investigate what was supposed to be two disappearances...

One of them has a rage that burns hotter than the sun.

The other could freeze hell over just for the hell of it.

But they share one thing in common: they were doomed to never exist.