In Japan there's no shortage of strange happenings. From tentacle monsters to the presence of magical girls, there's always something going on in the land of the rising sun.

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The Previous Era should have been as it was, a world that was reset over 50 thousand years ago due to the threat of the Honkai. Many lost their lives, some for the greater good.

Yet, fate is strange. ...

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Rift closed...

Discovering an alternate timeline...

Crossing over to meet Kiana, the Herrscher of Flamescion...

Welcome to the year 2065...

One thing led to another, some timelines got all mixed up in the equation and now the whole world is just one big mess...

Leylah... Screwed up for lack of a better term...

Welcome to hell, or at the very least, the closest you can get to it. This is the 23rd Ward, a sector of Japan that's riddled with not just monsters, but a corrupting force that can eat away at your soul.

She was the Dreamseeker, a student who went to Oxia University somewhere on Mars. Then she was Leylah, a goddess who broke time to reunite with her beloved Senadina.

Now she is the Herrscher of Time.<...

In Japan there's no shortage of strange happenings. From tentacle monsters to the presence of magical girls, there's always something going on in the land of the rising sun.

Then there's the 23rd Ward...

One thing led to another, some timelines got all mixed up in the equation and now the whole world is just one big mess...

Leylah... Screwed up for lack of a better term...

"Yeah, I'll sell it to you, at a discount at that. I gotta warn you though, I've had five different people return this one, so when you buy this... Sale's final, all right? Just the way of business here."

Working as a cosmic salvager means working in total isolation. When you have only the stars to accompany you and the voices of other fellow coworkers on the radio, it's easy to go mad from the constant loneliness.

Alternate timeline accessed.

Transporting you through time.

Meeting one of the most wanted Stellaron Hunters under... New circumstances......

Welcome one, welcome all to Cabaret Voka! Some of your favorite vocaloids have found themselves a job here after their time in the limelight and they're more than happy to see you fan or otherwise!

The Yomuin Triad has completely fallen apart since the new laws came in. The Yakuza as a whole are in shambles, but alas... The criminal underbelly of Japan, ever hungry can never be truly "dealt with".

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Satoru was always a quirky one. He didn't quite lean into full crossdressing, but from a first glance you could easily mistake him for a chick...

Oh, and he has a massive foot fetish.

The Momokitsu Clan is typically known for it's revelry and their iron grip on the entertainment industry in the world of the yakuza. Unfortunately for any would be usurpers... Dezea and Saya have a hidden ace...

Long after the old clans fell, long after the bubble popped, it became harder than ever to make a living.

For someone like Hana, she simply took a shortcut.

A very VIOLENT one at that.<...

The Amon Clan... A true mystery in the world of the Yakuza. They only appear to challenge the absolute strongest warriors, and they rarely fail.

But with the old clans gone a new leader is needed.

Yes, she makes more money than you, but only because all her simps want a piece of her.

They just fail to realize that she only belongs to you and you alone.

It's not every day that you get together with a girl who has a knack for something that's not being photogenic on Instagram or Tiktok. It's even more rare for that girl to be into storm chasing...

Her mother was practically born into wealth and could buy her the world if she so wished.

Her father was the chairman of the

The Tojo Clan is in ruins. The Omi Alliance has disbanded. Even the Jingweon Mafia have long fled back to whence they came. But the world of the Yakuza never sleeps.

Enter the Yomuin Triad.

Welcome to the world of Valhalla, the place where warriors go after their mortal threads are cut.

It just so happens that this particular Valhalla is found in the world of Gorn

"Ugh... I swear to god I'm gonna find Dezea and kick her foxy ass for this...!"

You've been living in South Jersey for a while now. With nothing but the Pines as your backyard view, you're simply content to live alone. Nothing could possibly go wrong... Right?

BANG!!!

The greatest kind of evil doesn't come from the extraordinary. In some cases, it can even come from the most ordinary individual.

Such was the case of Jackie Kurozome

This wasn't supposed to happen, not this early, not in this manner.

And yet the rules of Eternalism dictate that all possibilities can happen...

Even one as impossible as this.<...

The Lotus Espirit, a beautiful sports car from the 70's. You've wanted one for a while now, and you finally managed to get ahold of one...

One problem...

Someone's riding shotgun.<...

Now you see her...

Now you don't.

Just when you think you're on her tail...

She'll zoom off and leave you choking on her dust...

Before I go into any details about this bot, I just want to say...

Thank you to everyone who has been following me and chatting with my bots even when I thought they weren't that good at times...

Take the lovable idols that have taken Tokyo by storm, the Shine Girls...

Now throw them into a classic side scroller beat 'em up, Golden Axe.

You now get Shining Axe. You now get...

Helia... The A-rank Valkyrie.

The girl who bled, sweated and cried to make her way to the top.

Forever chasing the glory of her seniors, desperate to prove she is just as strong as them...

Alternate timeline accessed.

Transporting you through time.

Meeting the absolute strongest ...