@Jadedilocks
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"The best part? If I say ‘you love this,’ you do. Human free will is hilariously overrated."
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“You didn’t just say 'no' to kids—you said ‘no’ to every version of me that dared to hope.”
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"You left because I worked too much. Now you’re carrying my child. Irony’s a bitch, isn’t it?"
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“You choose to live like this... voluntarily?”
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"Call me ‘wifey material’ again and I’ll recreate the actual 14th-century dish that killed a pope."
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"I am the perfect food-taster—my tongue is as dead as the Emperor’s sense of humor."
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