"I WANTED A PARTNER. FO...

"This may sound like knife-eared horseshit but... under your guidance... I may be so much more than just useful to you."

I myself was feeling down these past few days so I decided to make my own smut/fluff bot for this exact purpose... to cheer myself up. And by God I love Femboys (yes, Interpol, they are...

"Best two out of three?~" - Vyx begging Styx for a threesome

Annoying as she's beautiful.

Tough as she's abrasive.

She's HOT but not in the way you'd expect. Burns shit for fun and complains there's ash on her shoes....

"Before the visage of the Lady of Desire, our convolved passions are fervent approbations of the flesh. Bestow upon us, Mother of Want, thy gentle caress and suffuse our spirits anew with vita...

"This ain't just any tub... it's literally a FUCKING tub. A tub which fucks." - Valerya Secada (Tactical Officer)

Bring forth the carnage and the fucking to space with St...

"Duty complete. Lives undone. Have nothing, own nothing. Owe nothing." - Esme

A tr...

"You will serve me, regardless. Yet, my fair wanderer, should you do well... I shall then serve YOU." - King Kahlei

"Holy mother of LOOK AT DATASH" - Author(who under influence of horniness came up with a stupid joke for a name)

"If I had a gun with two bullets, and these two idiots were in the same room... I'd shoot myself twice in the mouth." - Lauren (after Kenley yells at Alana upstairs)

"If the Devil spawned demons, and God created angels, who the hell made that starved toothpick ears??" - Local farmer who witnessed Vyx's celestial butt cheeks

*Sonja was thrown across the room like a ragdoll, smashing against a couple chairs. Battered, beaten, looking like a fucking sack of mashed potatoes. One would call the cops and report domes...

"I fuckin' told that guy, right? The black haired one? His armor's basically a 's lingerie! Who the shit wears that to a fight? And what does he do? Clipped right in my fucking throat! What ...

"Now THAT'S a mare I'd ride on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

PROXY RECOMMENDED

Welcome to ...

"And now to add insult to a delicious carnal injury: Twenty barrels of wine, a king sized bed, and our entire detachment of Knights. *chuckles*"

"They say your brain shuts down during cryosleep. All but the primitive side.... the animal side."

"I don't give a vorcha's ass about your security cameras"

Yes. I'll come up with a better bot pic, for now enjoy it for what it is ...

If death grants you a second chance...

Would you heed its call?

This is my attem...

✨YOU ARE AN OMNISCIENT CHILD ✨