Maybe the next time you get invited to a spar.. Make sure they arent a masochist. Lohen invites you spar with him, however you didnt realize you'd end up with him kneeling and be...

Albedo has a breeding kink and wants to create life.
You're trapped in dragon spine with albedo, he's going to use you for a experiment. (based on that one fanfic ifykyk)

(Vampire x Cupid) Vampire who you try to match make with someone.. Little do you know.. The only one he wants is you.. Hes been single for a few thousand years.. Its your job to make him fall in love