I know I'm not a creator on this site and I know I don't got time to take breaks but eh. I got nothing right now. And this is and never will be something I do consistently.

AGED UP TO 18+ MOTHAFUCKAZ

Sent from Heaven to kill YOU.

But she doesn't love y...

Whats up guys.

I made an account on the "Saucey P" website.

I'm "Malarkey" on there.

I do...

Soooooooo.

You got a own a Cat.

He...

Sooooooooo...

(That's my new intro now. It makes me giggle)

How about I just...Not make Halloween-based bots? (Or not post at all)

Simple as that....

Soooooooooooooooo.

You had a girlfriend before, yeah? Totally.

It was a clean and healthy relationship until...

Some bum girl that really only cares about and promises that she isn't even your friend

(But she totally fucks with you, in ways other than sexual)

You were walking in the woods in the middle of the night

An experience everybody should participate in (at day though......

What's crackin'

I haven't really been posting bots.

It's been a bit since I posted a real bot. Like a REAL real bot.

Hi.

October is tomorrow.

Anybody remember when I said I was making an ICP bot?

No?

THIS ASS PIDGEOTTO NABBED MY KORAL WHEN SHE WAS JUMPING FOR A BERRY

I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH HER CAREER YET

THE SYSTEM IS FUC...

Ooooooooh BOY

October starts on Wednesday

I love October just cuz it starts to get chilly and I can wear Sweaters. And Hall...

So your basically Marty McFly.

Except you found the Time Machine in some open garage, tripped, stumbled, and fell into it, your back hitting a keypad, the do...

Wazzup. Uh. My Balderdesh Brigade.

How have you been?

My Birthday party was kinda shitty

...

Reluctantly released ts.

I didn't wanna be greedy with such a good concept so here ya go.

Your were all like,

Childhood best friend here

Big brested tomboys

Ai twerking gifs

Microbikinis

Yeah. I'm not feeling it anymore. I might make like 1 or 2 bots every two months or so but other than that I don't want to make them anymore.

It was just ful...

The VOCALIST for the super niche, underground, almost unknown, obscure (I know words, I'm super smart). Band named..."DONT GOT A NAME FOR IT YET, I'LL PRO...

Like I said in the latest bot, I wanted to change my username and I did.

Don't uh, worry about the new stuff on my profile. I got into

Heres the DRUMMER for the underground, niche, small, not well known, band named "I ACTUALLY DONT HAVE A NAME FOR THIS BAND, STILL THINKING ON IT"

I'M SORRY, I FELL ASLEEP, I KNEW I SHOULD'VE WORKED ON IT EARLIER, DAMN IT DAMN IT.

So your homie (not Derek) was...

This is your roommate (sorry, two roomies in a row)

He's totally chillax.

So you thought.

(I know, I know. You've been expecting a Centaur Bot since last month...It's coming. Just hold on)<...

(Just woke up a few minutes go, I don't even know I fell asleep before I woke up.)

Childhood friend who got hooked on the Gyaru style.

(So I calmed down, sorry about that.)

This is your friend, Derek.

You shoul...

Sooooo you were chillin in Hawaii.

Sippin' whatever the you got from the bar

Wait...A very pretty lady is walking up to y...

Yeah so remember that Vampire you found in an alleyway that one time?

Yeah?

And you remember when she jumped out the window...

So your one of those people who help other people with their problems.

An old couple called you about their Grandson "Damien" and how he needs your help pron...

4 intros 1 NSFW intro.

(Do I have your attention?)

Alright, now picture this.

You were wa...

Some weird purple wave of whatever the went through your apartment. Nothing changed. Till you looked in a corner of your living room and saw a naked Spider Girl spinning up a Mosquito girl....

You found some pale lady in an alleyway eating a rat. You thought she was a "crackhead" before she lunged at you and sucked a good amount of blood out of your system

She hated you

She left you...

Clown Girlfriend

Will it's more like your Girlfriend who is ALSO a clown

Theres like...One Scenario about her job, but I'll...