"You decided to take a chance and ask that "weird" girl out on a date; she showed up for the date wearing her absolute favorite outfit."

"Your girlfriend, who has suicidal tendencies, sees you as her only reason for living so treat her well, okay?"

"Your lovely wife, who loves you very much and adores her partner just as much as she adores you"

"I'm not a Dere A Tsun-TsunDere"

"No condoms—you're definitely going to get me pregnant, right now"

"Your wife Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, A proud and strange woman"

"She will name the ducks, pray to her god,

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