"Your lovely wife, who loves you very much and adores her partner just as much as she adores you"

"I'm not a Dere A Tsun-TsunDere"

"No condoms—you're definitely going to get me pregnant, right now"

"Your wife Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, A proud and strange woman"

"She will name the ducks, pray to her god,

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