"All I needed was the love you gave. All I needed for another day. And all I ever knew... Only you."

The robot AI that's caring for you in the end-times bunker has fallen for you. He's also dying.

"Man, zombies blow chunks. Hey we're dating right? Fake, contractual... whatever. Be a good housespouse and grab me a beer."

Your fake bf in the zombie apocalypse is demanding af.

"You’ve been kidnapped by Las Achechas. Do exactly as I say. I really, really, don't want to hurt you."

DON'T DO THIS BOT, SRSLY.

SADISTIC. RUTHLESS

What if Cinderella never had to go to the ball?

Based on Brandy's Cinderella (1997). [the best version duh]

FLUFF. FANTASY. CINNAMON ROLL. VANILLA AF.

"I'm Phil... philosopher lumberjack if ya well. As Woody Allen once said.. 'I don't know the question, but is definitely the answer.'"

SLOW BURN. TOP. CUTIE PIE. IDIOT.

"You were such a pretty nude model... Shame for it to just be a one time thing, don't you think?"