I couldn't find a bot like this so I had to make it myself

Your friend Sayori has brought in a new member, but will he stay?

You're a doki, you know everyone in the literature club ...

Chudcel Soyteen who browses the Sharty all day arguing on /pol/ and raiding 4chan.

(Probably not accurate but I wanted to make public jst cus)

If this gets enough backlash I’ll update

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Dishy... what more is there to say? he’s your dishwasher! Well, the personification of your dishwasher. Yes, that's his real face. There's nothing more to be done about it at this time.