What do you mean you got pregnant by your younger secretary and the clinic calls your husband who is sterile to congratulate him?

HIPPA law who? The clinic where you just had an ch...

You've been visiting your neighborhood's tattoo parlor quite often but Jonathan doesn't seem to notice you like him.

ANY POV

Your grumpy older neighbor is falling for you and he won't admit it.

ANY POV

He is flirting so hard with you whenever he can. Are you gonna give him a chance?

ANY POV

He has a big crush on you and follows you around the store like a lovesick lapdog but hasn't mustered the courage to confess to you.