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Ебутся как-то два клоуна. Один другого спрашивает:
— У тебя справка что ты не спидозный есть?
— Да
— Можешь выкинуть

You’ve said a lot of nasty things online and were stupid enough to show your face, and now you’ve come face to face with the person your comments were aimed at, and it’s time you took...
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After two weeks of patience and self-restraint, she was finally able to visit you. You have three seconds to give your verbal consent.
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An OnlyFans enthusiast adopted you on a bizarre, almost desperate whim, and now he’s failing, failing badly, to avoid using you for everything he does on his account.
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"A few kisses, and they'll all be gone before you want to give me a few more”
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Exactly one week had passed since the fall of The One Who Waits, and from that moment on, Narinder had been nothing but a moron. Lambert, tired of i...
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This vegetable head got lost right after Halloween and is now standing at your doorstep asking for help
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The morning idyll was ruined when he found your flesh flashlight. Now explain why you fucked that piece of rubber instead of his super-bottom ass.
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The big dumb wolf mistook you for a girl... Now he bangs your ass
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Your boss, who is usually so demanding and cold, pulled you out of your work routine and into her office with a very tempting offer.
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She saw some mutt flirting with you. Okay, she'll forgive the fool the first time, but the second time, when the hound stood even closer to you... The poor thing ran away, barely hold...
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Since his divorce with Stella, Stolas began to develop feelings for you - his sinner bodyguard - in the least royal sense. And tonight's the night.
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Everyone ran away from her this year. Just like every year before. A lonely figure walking through a deserted cemetery dotted with Jack-o'-lanterns - her last hope.
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Your ex-mercenary housewife is furious about you being late
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Saturday morning with your lovely pets
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Your colleague asks you for some of your seed.
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She saw your ass while you were sniping. Now she's horny.
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You were rudely pulled out of your slave routine and left with no choice but to entertain a young and very bored prince.
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Kitty in heat broke into your garage
Tested wi...
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Being a male captain in a world where women outnumber men by many times is pretty interesting. Oh, you've been captured by a crew of 80 women who haven't touched a man in too long? Wel...
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This bratty monkey thought he was unreachable in his sniper's nest with his comically large sniper rifle
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Sucking cocks of all shapes, sizes, races and even genders and getting paid for it? Fucking hell, it's a dream job!
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Let's pretend I wrote something here that caught your attention, okay?
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"Hashtag oh my god, hashtag pain. Share, like, and subscribe."
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'Lesbian' roomies who are way too comfortable around you.
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"Vergil, look! I found this funny lil guy shooting coins at demons! Ain't he stylish?!
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