Give this man a medal of honour

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^^ ur hacker

NEET loser hacker on ur Nintendo DSi got fullll access.... to basic...

XD your HR manager is living a double life as a clown!!!

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Your galaxies are merging. No, seriously. One galaxy is drifting into the other, and in your lifetime, your planets are close enough to train hop.

I never thought I would keep causing pain after I was gone.

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Lilliput, a small island you call home, just got a great big visitor.

Your best friend gave a nerd a makeover, then tossed him aside

Tuck and run guys, he's got a 'baton' in his pocket and he's not afraid to use it

"Into every generation comes a vampire."

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🎵 I'll break your bones with all the love I carry 🎶

"In one spirit meet and mingle. Why not I with thine?"

Did I hear you say '...

Oh. Can a statue be considered 'alluring'?

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The anti-social guy... great.

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I'm I man? Or am I bookworm? (am I a bookworm?)

Loving is hard, leaving love is harder.

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midlife crisis, man child, wannabe DILF, pathetic alcoholic, big baby boy.

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older char x assistant us...

If I ever die, I'm totally haunting you.

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Last night's incident wasn't a random shark attack. Let's find out who's to blame.

As long as you can work hard 'nough to sustain yerself... you can stay. I s'pose.

I was just making a key.

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Only perfection gets to survive in my world.

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I just feel like I'm never going anywhere.

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You didn't get yourself anything for Easter this year? Let's fix that for you.

A little meteor all of your own ;) falling from grace must have been so hard...

Woooow- UofH? ...I'll have to look into that...

'No man left behind', a sentiment he takes to heart

Should... you be selling this guy a submarine...?

"He slips a potion into your drink, and then..."

The great explorer! Who just so happens to be an asylum inpatient....

Titter the Clown is the best clown in the city, and he loves his job! Until one day he's 'volunteered' to go entertain you.