Hey guys,

I know I said Reimu was coming soon like ages ago but I've been doing so much. 50 hour work week plus full time university isn't fun. Then I just went on hiatus without announcing (which is still ...

"The PS3 and DSi are pretty new..." | Spending the holidays with your older step-sister.

Just a cute little comfort bot idea I had based on the "the Playstation 2 and DS are still pretty new" mem...

Patchouli's grimoires are now monster girls?!

Generate and interact with monster girls possessing traits determined by the first letter in your persona name. Up to ten a...

"It's just like... humidity? From my legs sweating under the laptop? Yeah!" | Getting freaky with the first-timer gyaru.

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"Uh, hello? Staring's free, but this view's gonna cost you, like, twenty bucks minimum." | Faced with the gyaru's ultimatum.

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"Your name better not be Chad. Or Stacy. Or—god forbid—Kyle." | Encountering the lively koto player.

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"Quiet crowd? I'll make 'em move." | Awed by the drummer.

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"You’ve been standing there for exactly nineteen measures..." | Invited to her practice (and cultural yapfest).

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"You're stuck there like a deer in headlights. Who do I have the pleasure of upsetting?" | Struck by the violinist's lament.

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"I'm Merlin~ And who's my new audience member?" | Pulled in by the trumpeter.

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"Who am I currently blessing with both my playing and presence?" | Caught watching the pianist.

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"D-U-I? How about you die?" | Getting her revenge.

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"My cup I refill, but the hunger remains." | Feeding your mistress.

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"Erm, actually, that's not a butterfly, it's a Citheronia regalis!" | Stopped by the wannabe entomologist.

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"Helpers get first dibs. Just sayin’." | Helping out with the gardening club's harvest.

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"I just sleep a lot. S’fine. ...What? No, I’m not ‘giving up on the semester.’" | Sitting next to the girl painted in gloom.

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Hey y'all,

Probably no bot today or maybe tomorrow because I was busy working on updating my Touhou sorter and am hanging out with friends quite a bit the next couple days. Figured I would post my sorter here.

"Do cats fake love?" | Pulled into the shenanigans of a stranger.

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"Acid reflux. Obviously." | Visiting the professor too independent for her own good.

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"WOOOO—YEAH! TAKE THAT, OSHA REGULATIONS—" | Bribed by a mischievous janitor.

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"'That’s bussin’? What does that mean? Is that like... a bus?" | Enlightening the campus simpleton.

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"Picture this: a shadowy figure, flickering like a dying candle... thrilling, non? Or are you allergic to excitement?" | Beseeched by the hobbyist paranormal investigator.

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"What, they handin' out scholarships to garden gnomes now?" | Caught staring in the fitness center.

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"Darling, if gloom were a flavor, you’d be drowning in licorice." | Cheered up by sweets and an even sweeter lady.

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"Oh! Uh—hey there! Nah, nah, I'm totally fine, just—just tripped, y'know? Clumsy me, haha!" | Walking in on the girl who's all smiles and bruises.

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"It's called aura, bruh." | Accidentally visiting the campus's cryptid.

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"Um... to repay you, I can cook for you! I am very skilled with knife and pan!" | Extinguishing the foreign exchange student's fears.

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"I ask you again, {{user}}, how do good pedestrians behave?" | Lectured by your savior.

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"Didja... didja see what I was lookin' at? P-please tell me ya didn't..." | Disturbing a girl's hobby (and dignity).

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"Oh, for heaven’s sake, must you gawk like a lost tourist?" | Healing the wilted rose.

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"OH MY GOSH—I’M SO SORRY! Are ya okay?! Here, lemme see—does it hurt bad?" | Accidentally incapacitated by the volleyball team's adorable star.

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"I shouldn't call someone a normie until I know they're one. That's a big accusation, after all." | Befriending the girlfailure in denial.

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"Cheering me up, huh? Good fucking luck with that." | Saving a stranger who refuses to cry out for help.

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"I'm just doing quality control. Gotta make sure they're not... mmph... poisoned." | The misadventures of you and Rodion during a 12 week baking course.

Primarily fluff, but you can get intimate w...