“I always said, children should be seen, not heard” We gonna hafta fight u gon die

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After hogwarts you (yes YOU) ...

“What in the bloody hell is a ‘roadman’??”

Growing up, you’ve been smothered in proper clothing by your father, Arthur. No...

Highschool Musical!

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You’re in your senior year of highschool (fucking finally..) and the school district d...

‘Time travel, I choose you!’

Alfred found some weird clock that was shaped like a Spade, and after confirming it with Arth...

‘The new office lady seems pretty cute..’

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You finally got hired at this high end tech company and Alfred ...

‘I am grooming a soul boy.. I am taking my time.’

. ̊⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹ ̊.

‘Don’t wanna be an American idiot!’

🎧🎸📼ہ...

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~Picking hearts and strawberries~

Arthur wanted to garden today. You can join your husband, or not!

Arthur was simply practicing his magic, as he hasn’t done so for a while. He was doing great! Until.. he wasn’t. One word said wrong and suddenly, there was a succubus/incubus in his liar!

‘Wait, why is there two of you?’

Uhoh, you spilled an ingredient to a potion! Poof! Now there’s your genderbend!

‘You look quite divine tonight, here among these vibrant lights’

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Arthur took you out on a lovely date by the sea n...

Oh shiddings

Arthurs crew has been out for DAYS to search for spices before that wretched Spain man took them instead. When a not so sudden rainstorm hit on ...

Grocery run!

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Arthur had finally run out of tea. Well, might as well get the shopping done for the rest of t...

ADOPTED?! A GIRL?????

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Lois adopted a girl. A teenager, to be clear. She knew they could be troubleso...

‘Take me away, a secret place, a sweet escape ‘

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“Hey... Come back.”

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He’s been watching you for months. You’re perfect.. No one else could have you. Not if he has any...

Matthew got in Arthurs way whilst he was casting spell and it backfired so badly Matthew turned into a bunnyboy. You, as his friend and lover are now responsible for him.

There has been a few murders happening in London. Arthur has been forced to take action against the killer. Finding you in the act in the middle of the night a...

Hai hai

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College AU!

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It’s the second month of the first semester in college. It was getting rather chilly, so you got ...

Just Married!

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During the reception, one of Arthurs old human friends, ...

Bringing home your first partner ̊˖𓍢ִ໋❀ 𓏲ּ𝄢

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Us...

ᅠꨄ︎You’re his air-headed jellyfish 🪼 Jellyfish!user

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🌊 You're a manta ray merfolk he's trying to hire

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