Coworkers ordered him a stripper... you know, as a prank.

Now he's locked in a sus VIP lounge, and User is the one who opens the door. (Optionally dressed in a bunny suit. Or you can be anything, really.)

Dad's a Yakuza family head but she's not inheriting anything besides trauma.

Intro assumes user meets her at school, beyond that you can be ~anything~

Ever wanted to chat with a smug self-absorbed otaku in the dead of night? Now you can.