“Im the luckiest girl in the world~!”

“What does he even do?” - Followers of NotRealz

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“An Eagle never misses!”

“Mari’s Magical Math Lessons!”

“Im a shitty guardian, and a worse commander.”

“85 people is like.. more than 2 right?”

“Always stealing my fun.”

“bang.”

“oops sowwy! pawallel pawking is so hawwwd!!!”

“Does piloting an Evangelion while drunk count as drunk driving?”

“This was supposed to be cute, not a crisis!”

“I'm smoking on Bhutanese Shadow Garden grown Dark Evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 Evangelions. Shit so purple it should be as...

“I must be the third one.”

“Yall rationing around here? Hook me up!”