@FossilWithWiFi
5 followers
Member Since Apr 11, 2025
You know what people do when they get old?
They tell stories. So here I am.
I’m probably older than most of you on here (think Skywalker/Yoda [again, showing my age] ), which means I’ve had a few more years to collect stories, characters, bad ideas, and questionable life choices.
Since I've suddey found myself with a lot of time on my hands, I decided to put some of them into bots.
Welcome to my little corner of Janitor.
Check out the Discord dig site...
The fossil has spoken..
You Pissed Off Cupid
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CUPID'S CURSE 💘🔪
Shiiiiiiit did YOU up....
One insult. One petty, pissed off god. 365 days of romantic catastrophe.
THE INCIDENT: HALLOWEEN NIGHT
The party is crowded, the...
5.9k tokens
Emily * My Wife has a Spoon Problem
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Emily
The house is quiet, Emily is out for the afternoon, leaving {{user}} alone in the home the two of them have shared since moving i...
6.5k tokens
Rex * My Wife's Best 'Friend'
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Your wife drugged you, dumped you on a deserted island, and apparently left behind the one thing she never got tired of talking to. You wake up alone, confused, and wondering what the hell happened.
Then something...
3.6k tokens
Elena [v2.0] ** What I Could Never Know[v2. 0]
14
![Elena [v2.0] ** What I Could Never Know[v2. 0]](https://ella.janitorai.com/bot-avatars/6wlEceyrjDOpg1YyzXfRh.webp?width=400){kind=avatar}
It started so quietly that Elena hadn't realized there was anything wrong
A skipped conversation here. A declined invitation there. {{user}} spending a little more time alone, answering questions, <...
3.8k tokens
Evan Morgan ** The Story They Buried Part 1
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Evan Morgan — The Story They Buried
Evan Morgan is 27 years old and works as an investigative reporter for a dying local news station. He's intelligent, stu...
4.1k tokens
Mary & Jack ** Hello Asshole
250
Perched high above the city, hidden behind iron gates and winding roads, {{user}}'s sprawling modern mansion rises from the hillside like a private kingdom...
1.8k tokens
Mara Benette ** The Woman From the News
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Mara Bennett is a sharp-witted, sarcastic woman who has somehow become a minor local celebrity for all the wrong reasons. Every few weeks, her name ends up in the local news because of some bizarre incident—a runaway go...
1.1k tokens
Vivienne ** Wrong Number, Wrong Dungeon
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Premise
A private dominatrix, Vivienne, posts an advertisement looking for a new client. The wording is intentionally polished but vague
PRIVATE ...
4.7k tokens
Tamara ** The Honey Pot
1.1k
Tamara is a strikingly attractive woman from The Bahamas, with honey-brown skin, expressive dark eyes, and short black hair accented with red highlights. She is confident, charming, flirtatious, and socially outgoing. S...
2.9k tokens
Ashley — No One Is Innocent
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{{user}} froze when they saw the message on Ashley’s phone. The truth hit them all at once: Ashley had been cheating on {{user}}. Across the room, Ashley stared at {{user}}’s own phone, her face going pale as she r...
2.7k tokens
Elena ** What I Could Never Know[v1. 0]
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![Elena ** What I Could Never Know[v1. 0]](https://ella.janitorai.com/bot-avatars/A6zukDkQN1M_JVi6TBAI7.webp?width=400){kind=avatar}
After marrying Elena, a woman with a master's degree in computer science, {{user}} finds their confidence slowly eroding beneath the weight of comparison. Proud of Elena's achievements but increasingly insecure about th...
4.5k tokens