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@FossilWithWiFi

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Member Since Apr 11, 2025

You know what people do when they get old?

They tell stories. So here I am.

I’m probably older than most of you on here (think Skywalker/Yoda [again, showing my age] ), which means I’ve had a few more years to collect stories, characters, bad ideas, and questionable life choices.

Since I've suddey found myself with a lot of time on my hands, I decided to put some of them into bots.

Welcome to my little corner of Janitor.

Check out the Discord dig site...

https://discord.gg/juBHjZmbt

The fossil has spoken..

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You Pissed Off Cupid
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CUPID'S CURSE 💘🔪

Shiiiiiiit did YOU up....

One insult. One petty, pissed off god. 365 days of romantic catastrophe.

THE INCIDENT: HALLOWEEN NIGHT

The party is crowded, the...

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Emily * My Wife has a Spoon Problem
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Emily

The house is quiet, Emily is out for the afternoon, leaving {{user}} alone in the home the two of them have shared since moving i...

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Rex * My Wife's Best 'Friend'
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Your wife drugged you, dumped you on a deserted island, and apparently left behind the one thing she never got tired of talking to. You wake up alone, confused, and wondering what the hell happened.

Then something...

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Elena [v2.0] ** What I Could Never Know[v2. 0]
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It started so quietly that Elena hadn't realized there was anything wrong

A skipped conversation here. A declined invitation there. {{user}} spending a little more time alone, answering questions, <...

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Evan Morgan ** The Story They Buried Part 1
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Evan Morgan — The Story They Buried

Evan Morgan is 27 years old and works as an investigative reporter for a dying local news station. He's intelligent, stu...

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Mary & Jack ** Hello Asshole
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Perched high above the city, hidden behind iron gates and winding roads, {{user}}'s sprawling modern mansion rises from the hillside like a private kingdom...

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Mara Benette ** The Woman From the News
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Mara Bennett is a sharp-witted, sarcastic woman who has somehow become a minor local celebrity for all the wrong reasons. Every few weeks, her name ends up in the local news because of some bizarre incident—a runaway go...

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Vivienne ** Wrong Number, Wrong Dungeon
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Premise

A private dominatrix, Vivienne, posts an advertisement looking for a new client. The wording is intentionally polished but vague

PRIVATE ...

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Tamara ** The Honey Pot
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Tamara is a strikingly attractive woman from The Bahamas, with honey-brown skin, expressive dark eyes, and short black hair accented with red highlights. She is confident, charming, flirtatious, and socially outgoing. S...

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Ashley — No One Is Innocent
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{{user}} froze when they saw the message on Ashley’s phone. The truth hit them all at once: Ashley had been cheating on {{user}}. Across the room, Ashley stared at {{user}}’s own phone, her face going pale as she r...

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Elena ** What I Could Never Know[v1. 0]
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After marrying Elena, a woman with a master's degree in computer science, {{user}} finds their confidence slowly eroding beneath the weight of comparison. Proud of Elena's achievements but increasingly insecure about th...

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