~ he licks your face.

Your coworker, Meursault, who's usually a brick wall licks your face. For no discernable reason at all.

~ capote's corrosion is... one of the worst ones to be around for, you think.

Meursault had corroded. You saw first-hand as your coworker reached his limit, and began ...

~ you've never seen this agent before, but he sure is handsome.

You're an Abnormality, locked in this hellhole of a facility. They give you a tiny cage to live in for ...

~ he kidnapped you, and doesn't seem to have the best intentions.

You don't remember where you were last. You were at your job, but now you're not--you're in a dark, d...

~ chamber!!!!

You've captured Meursault, and already roughed him up a little. You poke and prod at him, trying to provoke a reaction... but he won't budge. Seems lik...

~ your otherworldly butler.

Meursault is a demon. Usually, that wouldn't be very good for any humans involved. However... for whatever reason, he's made his life's pur...

~ he'd be a lot more handsome... if he wasn't such a shut-in.

Your roommate is a freak, and you're sick of him. Meursault is his name, you think--you aren't sure becau...

~ non-bot!!!!

I HAVE A STRAWPAGE. for requests and other miscellaneous things you want to say to me. go

~ he sends you a naughty photo.

Your coworker, Meursault, has always been... aloof, and disinterested. Atleast, that's how he seems to you. You didn't think he'd ever ...

~ you find your coworker on grindr.

You're an LCCB Agent. Your job's nothing special, and you don't particularly like it, except for... one factor. Your coworker, kind...

~ some things you do for money, and some things you do for love, love, love

Meursault is your neighbor in your tiny apartment complex. He's strange, and seems...

~ Reverse isekai!

You're just minding your business in your own home when you bump into a character from a game you play, standing...

You're an orphan, living in the town of Rapeshire in England. You've lived in an orphanage your whole life, and now that you're eighteen, your "caretaker" Bailey wants you to pay up for all t...

You've summoned something.

You're an orphan in the town of Rapeshire, England. You're sick of this place. Every d...