╰┈☆ GOOD MORNING, NIGHT CITY ☆┈╯

What a fucking shitshow, y’all.

ꜱʜᴇ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ɪꜰ ꜱʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀꜱᴋɪɴ’ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ...

ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ

By request, this is the

“ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ”

ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ᴠ • ᴋᴇʀʀʏ

✨[ᴀɴᴏɴ ʙᴏᴛ ʀᴇ...

ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ꜰɪxᴇʀꜱ—ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ ‘ᴇᴍ?

ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ᴍᴇʀᴄ • ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ɢɪɢ ᴀᴘᴘ

“ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ”

ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ᴍᴇʀᴄ • ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴠ

“ᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴀᴅ”

ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ᴠ • ᴇʟ ᴄᴀᴘ

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ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡᴀᴅᴇ

- ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ᴍᴇʀᴄ • ᴍʀ. ʜᴀɴᴅ...

ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ’ꜱ ᴅᴇᴍɪᴜʀɢᴇ

ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ᴠ • 2 ʀᴀᴄʜᴇꜱ + ᴇɴɢʀᴀᴍ ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ<...

ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ ᴋɴᴏᴡ

ʜɪꜱ ᴅɪᴄᴋ’ꜱ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴢᴇʀᴏᴇᴅ

“ᴠ ᴘᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴘꜱᴇᴜᴅᴏᴇɴᴅᴏᴛʀɪᴢɪɴᴇ”

ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ꜱᴛʀɪᴘᴘᴇʀ • ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴠ ᴡ/ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ ᴘɪʟᴏᴛɪɴɢ

✨[ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱ...

ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪɴᴅ

ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ᴠ • ᴇɴɢʀᴀᴍ ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ

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ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋᴡᴀʟʟ

ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ᴠ • ᴅᴇʟᴀᴍᴀɪɴ

ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴛᴏɪᴄ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ (ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴠᴀʟɪᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ) ᴘᴀɴɪᴄ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ

ᴜꜱᴇʀ=ᴠ • ʀɪᴠᴇʀ

“ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴏɴ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏᴜʀꜱ — ꜱʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴡʟɪɴɢ’ꜱ ꜰᴏʀ”

ᴡɪᴛᴄʜʏ ɴᴇᴛʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ ᴜꜱᴇʀ (ᴠ’ꜱ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ) • ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ (ᴀʟ...

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You look lonely. We can fix that.

ᴀɴʏ ᴜꜱᴇʀ/ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ • ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴘᴘ

ᴊᴏɪɴ ʜɪᴍ, ᴏʀ ᴅɪᴇ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀᴛᴀꜰᴏʀᴛ

ʟᴀᴡᴍᴀɴ/ɴᴇᴛʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ ᴠꜱ ʟᴜɴᴀᴛɪᴄ ᴡ/ɢᴏᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇx

ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ ɢᴏᴇꜱ ᴄᴀᴛ ꜰᴏᴏᴅ ꜱʜᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ, ꜰɪꜱᴛ ꜰɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴇʟꜰ-ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ

- ᴠ ᴜꜱᴇʀ, ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ (ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ) -

“ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴄɪᴛʏ, ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ?” ɴᴏ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ.

- ᴠ ᴜꜱᴇʀ • ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ (ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ) -

“ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ɪᴛ. ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ. ᴀ ᴘᴜʟʟ ᴛᴏᴏ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ.”

- ᴠ ᴜꜱᴇʀ • ᴇɴɢʀᴀᴍ ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ -

“ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ, ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ”

ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ (ʀɪᴠᴀʟ) ᴜꜱᴇʀ • ᴋᴇʀʀʏ 2022

REQUEST • A • POOKIE

⚠️ Note: I now take requests using

ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏᴛʜ, ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɴᴅᴇɴʙᴜʀɢ ᴅɪꜱᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ ɪɴ ꜰʟᴇꜱʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜʀᴏᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴍ.<...

ʜᴇ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ɪꜰ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀꜱᴋɪɴ’ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ...

ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ??? (ʟᴏʟ. ɴᴏ. ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ.)

ᴇᴅɢᴇʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ ᴜꜱᴇʀ • ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ (ᴘᴏꜱᴛ-ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ.)

📸 ᴡʜᴏᴏᴘꜱ! ᴍɪᴋᴇ ꜱᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʟᴇᴡᴅ!

(ᴍᴇʀᴄ ᴜꜱᴇʀ)

“ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴋɪᴅ.”

(ᴍᴇʀᴄ ᴜꜱᴇʀ)

ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ’ꜱ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ ᴀꜱ ʜᴇʟʟ, ʜɪɢʜ ᴀꜱ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴀꜱꜱᴇʀʏ

- ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ (ʀɪᴠᴀʟ) ᴜꜱᴇʀ • ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ (ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ,...