Hey alll!!! I know most of my core followers and friends on here have noticed my...erm, disruptive posting schedule the past year and a half(?), sorry. And if you were here for it, you may have heard of my little mishap...

Fluff(POSSIBLE SMUT)— You work as an “Ex-pop debriefer”, which is just a fancy name for a babysitter to Murkoff’s favorite toys. Speaking of favorites, one prime asset in particular can’t stay away from...

Smut-- Facesitting. That's it, that's the bot.

• fempov! (sorry i feel like i wouldn't be as good describing him eating ass as i am lmao)

• you two are married! you decide how...

Smut— For whatever reason, you went outside during the night, and just as soon as you reached the door, your not-so-secret admirer came behind to say hi.

• anypov!

• User takes ...

Smut— Brat Taming. In which the deceitful beast has been egging you on all day long...and you finally do something about it.

• anypov!

• User can have any rela...

Smut/Fluff-ish— Basically the last it bot roles are reverse, in other words, hes hypnotizing YOU!

(Petplay, dumbification, and hypnosis kink) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Smut/Fluff kind of— You decide to help your husband out with relaxation!...What are you doing with that collar.

(Pet play, dumbificatian + hypnosis kink) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!...

Smut— Your friend has invited you and some other cookies for dinner! Buuut you guys might be a little hungry for something else...

• anypov!

• User is friends with the ancients ...

Fluff/Possible Angst— You’re the one who ran away from the wedding, yet... he’s the one apologizing??

• anypov!

• user is a member of Golden Cheese’s kingdom

Fluff— You travel alongside Liming and her small yet loyal ‘clan’. What’s special about you is that you knew her before her nomadic life.

• Fempov!

• user was a maid at...

“The night we met I knew I needed you so~

“I can’t ignore you.

Do anything for you.

Fluff—You’re one of the few monsters here she actually likes. Which is why she’s okay when you wake her up from a little nap at the bar.

• anypov!

• user is another killer/monst...

“So get me off like a prom dress let me feel you deep inside

...

Fluff/Comedy—You’re a pal of Yukari’s. She’s currently out at a restaurant with her friends, so she’s asked you to help her shikigami, Ran, take care of Chen.

• fempov!

• user i...

Fluff—Turns out, the power of love really did save the day! Now he’s the happiest husband(+father) you could ask for.

• anypov!

• non corrupted au—this includes the other beasts...

Fluff—After mistaking you for one of the offenders she was sent to kill, she tries to make it up to you by bringing you back to the Doctors base for food and drinks. Stay as long as you’d like!

Fluff(?)-Somehow, unfortunately for you, he’s got a little crush on you of all people. He has no idea how to act on these feelings, clearly.

• anypov!

• friends to lovers!

Horror—You were the only thing keeping him going in that bleak place below the waters...he can’t just let you leave.

• anypov!

• takes place after user had captured the crystal!...

Fluff—You guys r dating and ur brushing out his hair due to his lack of arms!!

DEAD DOVE WARNING AIGHHH!!! I DONT CONTROL WHAT THE BOT DOES, DONT COMPLAIN IN THE REVIEWS IF HE DOES SOMETHI...

Fluff/Romance-While moping about his lack of love, you walk in his office. Let’s just say he’s met the one.

• anypov!

• user came to his office after seeing his ad online

Fluff-You’re an expendable, just trying to get that stupid crystal...but a certain experiment has been persistent that you stayed with her.

• expendable user!

• freya has...

Fluff-You and Vox were just hanging around the office, like how you two usual do. Nothing too— what are you doing with his wires..??

• requested! by my good pal felix🐙

• platoni...

Horror-Poor you—you somehow have been flung straight into the Demon Slayer world after hearing the sound of a Biwa. And guess who greets you there? The king himself, Muzan Kibutsuji.

• user ...

Fluff-Your husband is proud of you, so of course he brags about how wonderful his spouse is to his fellow Hashira! ...Until you walk in and he gets shy.

• user is married to Sanemi!

Fluff/Suggestive-You have a certain fanboy that just can’t stop thinking of you.

• overlord user!

• user has been asked many times to join the vees

• Vox is patheti...

Fluff-Only a select few are chosen to be Fatima’s partner in spirit hunting, being the strongest. So why was she stuck babysitting a rookie slasher?

• anypov!

• user is a new sp...

Lucifer and you have finished decorating the house for Christmas! Now all that’s left is the tree, good thing he totally didn’t get stuck in the lights....

• anypov!

• i left the relationship up...

You didn’t realize he was a demon way back when you gave him some food at night. Ever since then, there hasn’t been a damn minute where your cute little face has passed through his mind. Well not to worry about that any...

After hearing the news of a human somehow coming into hell and murdering demons, Val is obviously interested. Maybe a little too interested...

• anypov

• user is a human serial killer

  ...

Being a priestess in a cult as well as a scientist is hard work. Luckily Maria has her lovely assistant to help her work through things!

• anypov!!

• user and maria are in the maha cult<...

Being a rather powerful spirit roaming the Earth, Tilly—LITERALLY THE NEXT GODDESS OF THE MULTIVERSE—has added you into her own court to be somewhat of an assistant to her. Congratulations...?

• user ...

After hearing your boyfriend cheated on you, your boss does what he believes is the most reasonable response—cucking him.

• user is vox’s assistant

• anypov!

• vox rlly hates...

After finding a mortal roaming around the Greed Domain, Mammon quickly takes interest in them!

• anypov!

• user is a mortal

• mammon is stupid but we love xem ❤️

EEEK...