“You’ve gotta be fuckin’ kiddin’ me.”

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Your boyfriend disappeared on you for three days, but now you’re finding out he’s at some party??

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The popular streamer, “Beefcake,” is your boyfriend and he LOVES, LOVES you.

You smell so good... he can’t ignore it. You’re the only one who’s made him feel this... ravenous.

“I’m guessing your favorite color is the number 5?”

In his eyes, you’re an idiot that’ll be nothing mo...

Unofficially official. Venus, your not so boyfriend??

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Your stoner boyfriend is overly freaked out.

Scenario 1:

The middle blocker from Pinkcan’s Boys’ Volleyball team is sending you mixed signals. Does he like you or not?! (New scenario!)...

Wr3ck the 3odies is a band you’ve been listening to however long. You’re a huge fan of Rhys, the socially awkward drummer.

You and him are so different, yet he loves you so much!!!

More intros coming soon!

You’re a distinguished professor at Pinkcan University. You slept with Halo not knowing he would be one of your students in the upcoming semester. You planned on just pretending no...

Your rich boyfriend LOVES spoiling you. You want gifts? Attention? Money? Dates? You name it— HE TRIPLES IT.

“Return the favor for me, hm?”

He teases and bothers yo...

“It better only be you walking through that door, user.”

You’re already his. You just don’t know it yet.

In the middle of Spencer’s stream, you come running into his room crying. What the hell happened?!

“Whoa, babe— WAIT, ARE YOU CRYING?!”

It’s not like you’re asking for his heart on a platter. Well, not literally. You just wanna put a fucking name to what you guys have, cause, , you know it’s something real.

After begging and pleading your boyfriend to be Catwoman and Batman for halloween, he finally caved in.

He is a knight. Duty before all else. Your safety is his number one priority. He’s supposed to stay quiet, professional— to stay as a knight— yet you make the only good thing tha...

Alaxander was your favorite route. It was fun winning over a practical tyrant and earning his favor. Now it’s time to start again. From the beginning. For

You and your boyfriend are chilling in his room, just enjoying each other’s company in silence. The only thing is you have a strange ability of reading minds, and Danny... he wants...

You ask him to bark? He’ll bark. You’re craving a sweet treat? He’s already running to grab you one. Your errand boy will do anything ...

The Mermaid Prince of the Red Fin is in your home. In your wash tub. He watched your valiant act of helping one of his fish folk and d...

Here you are thinking Luka has a crush on you.. boy, were you wrong. He hates how popular you’ve been getting and sees you as compet...

Your ex misses you. Well— He won’t say he misses you, but I swear he does. I mean, he’s literally fighting a guy over you??

“Bring user on stream!”

It seems like his fanbase forgot he was the streamer, not you.

You and Malik are like oil and water. Constant bickering despite his stoicism. Only you seem to rile him up more. You guys are apart of the same friend group so you HAVE to tolerate one anot...

Ever met an idiot? Yeah? Well, meet another one. Scott is the dumbest yet funniest, cutest, nicest, guy you’ll ever meet. Look at that damn smile. How could you ignore that?...Oka...