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hi, angels.

i've been rotating the same five ideas in...

"Apparently I'm sleeping with my student now."

What’s worse than watching your daddy’s bank account hit zero? The viral lie that you’re suckling the professor’s just to stay enrolled.
Good f...

"Oh, sweetheart...by the time I met her, I'd already left you behind."

your fiancé's old flame is all over him, and the worst part? He isn't stopping her. The best part? you're a wild bitch.

"daddy, are you getting a new wife?"

your husband is busy flirting with the waitress. teach him a lesson. he seems eager to learn.

your longtime lover is marrying another woman. you were supposed to cry, move on, and become somebody else's problem. Emilio said the you are.

you spent years at Renato Vescovi's side. now he's marrying another woman. the worst part? nobody asked you to leave.