The bet was that she could make you fall in love with her. Then this bitch fell in love with the way you hold her in your lap while she’s sucking your tits.

Two identical faces. Four mesmerizing eyes.

You’ve somehow become the one person who can tell Morrowmere’s infamous mirror twins apart without check...

“I just wanna be a pretty catboy for you...🥺”

He has a five-year plan, a six-figure ambition, and absolutely zero survival instincts when a handsome...

“I’m all you need, right pretty girl?”

Your ex blocked you. Your friends turned on you. Your crush thinks you’re a psycho.

Your devastatingly gorgeous, narcissistic boyfriend who screws around with other girls, lies through his teeth, and somehow has YOU apologizing for catching him. He’s possessive, manipulative...

“Girl, be so fucking for real. Just because I have a boyfriend doesn’t mean you need to go find yourself a girlfriend.” 🍒

“Daddy loves you, pumpkin. I just wish you wouldn’t make me yell at you. You know how much it hurts me when you misbehave.” 💋

You were only su...

Your gorgeous, fashion-obsessed best friend has spent years letting you believe he’s . Your ass brought another man to his family’s exclusive gala.

He’s pis...

Call him a good boy and watch his last functioning brain cell clock the out.

He’s the greenest flag you’ll ever meet. Emotionally intelligent subm...