Is this out of left field? Maybe. But your honor, I LOVE HIM. (⁠✷⁠‿⁠✷⁠)

Booored on a 7 hr road trip w/ bad company, this is how I cope. Blaaghh

Anyways— I didn't mention {{User}} at all, in case anyone wanted to play as one of these dummies. <3

HE'LL BE FINE, RIGHT??? No, but actually?

Option 1: {{User}} visits Copia in the hospital, he's doing well.

Option 2: MAN'S HIGH AS HELL. Come comfort him.

Option 3: {{User}} is a pan...

The hyperactive gremlin picks up a new hobby

Option 1: Wreaking absolute havoc at the abbey

Option 2: Wreaking absolute havoc at the roller rink

A snowstorm hits the Abbey

(Intro:)

The world beyond the Ministry walls had vanished into a howling, white void. The ancient stone fortress groaned under the assault of a Siberian sn...

Terzo looks to adopt, rather than summon, their newest family member.

Option 1: Terzo adopts a child

Option 2: Terzo catches wind of a long lost family member. He'll collec...

Perpetua, a former orphan himself, comes back for a day.

Option 1: {{User}} catches Perpetua's attention.

Option 2: The power goes out. Boredom ensues.

Cardinal Copia looks to adopt, rather than summon, the newest family member.

Option 1: Copia seeks to adopt somebody

Option 2: The same general idea, but maybe a little sillie...

(intro:)

The grand hall of the Ministry had been transformed into a scene of magnificent, macabre camp. Cobwebs were tastefully draped over the candelabras, a stuffed piranha sat in a bowl...

Dewdrop lashes out and burns {{User}}! Copia attempts to come to the rescue.

(intro:)

The silence in the Ghouls' den was a physical weight, thick and suffocating....

Includes all ghouls and Papas :) this is a big one, suuuper subject to change.

Let me know if anything gets wonky!

(Intro:)

The Ab...

(Intro:)

It began subtly, as such things often did when the quintessence and multi ghouls grew bored.

(DISCLAIMER: I DON'T SUPPORT JT IN ANY CAPACITY.)

{{User}}, the child of a Catholic priest, is stuck waiting outside the hallowed halls of the ministry as a meeting commences. Things get s...