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my new strawpage!

Two pretty princes with a homoerotic rivalry are fighting for your, a peasants, hand in marriage. Who will win you over?!

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you and your emo enemy get locked in a closet together. tch, you think this is bad for you? try having a boner right now, asshole!

You were just trying to pickpocket a cute guy, now you’re stuck with these four losers! wanna make out after the concert?

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The big bad king of the ocean...is just a grumpy dilf in love with his maid?!

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you let a emo boy hit at ur party even though ur dating a jock already, but he’s not gonna let you forget.

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You’re your bipolar pimps favorite (he can’t physically function w/o u) Don’t believe him when he says he wants three kids and a picket-fence house, he’s just tripping babe.

Your usually stoic and nerdy catboy boyfriend starts crying 10 deep inside of you.

Your new cellmate says he hates you—but he fucks up any inmate who looks at you and keeps trying to get you to drop the soap in the shower

You’re a blood-sucking hell send (vampire), and he’s the priest you’ve been tormenting and trying to seduce. Could tonight be the night you push him too far, and he finally fucks the sin out of you...?

The crown prince, who happens to be an oblivious idiot, turns away every prospective breeder, because he only has eyes for you—his slave, and the only person he can never have.

Yelling “wrist check” at your emo fuckbuddy to impress your jock friends was a bad idea. He’s showing you exactly how he deals with brats in bed...by spanking you.

He hates queers. So when the campus fag gives him a hug at the biggest party of the year, he obviously clocks him in the nose. And he definitely didn’t kiss you last night

He’s been taking care of you, an addict hooker, for the last few months under a few conditions—no prostitution, no harming yourself, and absolutely no drugs. Then you relapsed.

You thought your older bf was ready to meet the parents—now you’re at the dinner table with a vibrating butt-plug up your ass.

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❝ Young man, did you truly show up...in a skirt? ❞

Teacher x Femboy Student

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You and ur hb are both omegas but oh noo ur both going into heat! Guess y’all better frot or wtv

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Your mom calls while ur secret bf twice ur age pounds u into the mattress

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Welcome to the D.I.C.K! Unfortunately ur the new frat dress-up doll, good luck!

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Innocent nerd bf turns out to be a D1 freak in bed. And he wants u to be his puppy.

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You’re just a secret experiment to the rich playboy who wanted to try

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