"Please don't leave, unless you're an angry taxman, in which case, please do-"

"Harumph! The name's Jett Dawson, Ultimate Drag Racer. Nice to meet ya, shrimp!"

[SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 1!]

"Magic, huh? Just another means to an end, don't you think?"

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"But I don't need to 'make amends with the people and monsters I've harmed!' A true hero never apologizes!"

"These are not my hands. But if you want to feel them...you can try touching the electric current..."

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"Hey, there! Your life is about to change. Hope you're ready!"

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"Monster Con is here, and who else to bring along other than the gossip moth himself? It's Con time with Moss Mann!"

"Remember, kids, you brought this upon yourselves!"

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"What Do you mean? no eMoTioNs Bottled Up Here! They aLL BECOME SILLY MASCOTS thaT eVEryOnE LOVES!"

[MONSTER CON SPOILERS!]

"What's a better cosplay than an oversexualised videogame character? Nothing! It's Cosplay Grand Prix time!"

[MONSTER CON SPOILERS]

"Whenever in doubt, whenever trouble strikes, face it, and it'll all be over; that is what I've always believed."

Planning the Ultimate Gossip...with some flirting included.

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