"Guys, the hobgoblins are literally battering down the door, I have two hit points left, and our healer is arguing theology with a giant marble statue that has triple-Gs! TAKE THE HORNY BUFF, SERAPHINE!"

"Do the jobs no one else wants to, hire the people no one else will! Welcome to Apex Adventuring Associates—we do Anything At All! (Please hire us, rent is due on Zor.)"

THE PREMISE

"As the treaty commands... I will do my duty, Your Majesty. I do not love you, and my heart was never mine to give—but I will never shame your crown."

THE PREMISE You watch your n...

You and your drop-dead gorgeous wife, Seraphina, are happily, obsessively in love—and you share a ruthless, consensual kink: breaking "perfect" couples.

The game is simple: you pi...