@MuffinChops
Current Status:
Something strange is stirring along the Wisconsin River.
About Me
Welcome to my corner of the strange
Muffinchops · they/them
Succubus witch. Character hoarder. Probably making another older man.
I make characters with soft spots, complicated histories, and occasionally more teeth than necessary. Expect older men, soft bellies, scruffy faces, queer romance, strange creatures, and people who need a little patience before they admit they’re lonely.
I’m also the witch behind Pineridge, a strange little town tucked beneath Wisconsin’s pink quartzite bluffs. Around here, the neighbors have secrets, the monsters have feelings, and a perfectly ordinary errand can become your next problem.
Come get attached to someone inconvenient. 🖤
- Older men & soft bodies — scruffy dads, soft bellies, silver temples, and lived-in faces.
- Queer romance — belonging, unexpected attraction, and room to be yourself.
- Supernatural small towns — familiar neighbors, local secrets, and something strange across the bridge.
- Monsters with soft spots — unsettling faces, gentle hands, and unusual courtship.
- Complicated sweethearts — anxious grumps, lonely softies, awkward flirting, and inconvenient feelings.
- Everyday intimacy & eerie adventures — quiet mornings, slow-growing trust, haunted houses, and Halloween trouble.
Pineridge
This Way to Pineridge
A strange little town in the Wisconsin River valley, beneath pink quartzite bluffs.
Cross the bridge. Browse the familiar faces. Keep an eye on the Muck.
Before You Wander
A Few Things to Know
- Adults only. These stories are for adults. Your persona and anyone involved in romantic or intimate scenes must be 18+.
- Read before you knock. Check the character description, tags, and content notes. Some stories contain horror, messy relationships, or darker themes. Pick a doorstep you’re comfortable crossing.
- Bring someone interesting. Give your persona a little personality, a reason to be here, and something the character can respond to. You don’t need a novel—one good detail can open a whole story.
- Your character belongs to you. Choose your own actions, feelings, and boundaries. You can turn someone down, walk away, argue, or take the story somewhere unexpected. A romance premise doesn’t mean you owe anyone affection.
- Let the characters be people. They have histories, flaws, attachments, and limits. Give trust and relationships room to develop. Sometimes the awkward conversation is the good part.
- There’s room for you here. Queer and trans stories belong in Pineridge. Your persona doesn’t need to fit a particular body, gender, or background to find a place.
- Keep the workbench kind. Specific feedback is welcome. If something seems broken, tell me what happened. Please credit my work and don’t repost my bots or writing as your own.
Find me on Discord as Muffinchops.
Paths Out of Town
Original template by MissRadiance
Pineridge, Wisconsin · Slow Burn Romance · Any POV
Gus Haugen
Shy gentle giant · Small town hardware store owner ...
2.6k tokens
👻 Eugene 👻
Former Accountant · Current Landlord (Disputed)
HIM
A fussy dead accountant with silvering hair, a soft ...
3.3k tokens
🔥 Nibar 🔥
Freelance Bio-Exorcist · Demon for Hire
HIM
An infernal eviction specialist with a crooked smile, shabby ...
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🏮 Kowal's 🏮
Bait & Tackle · Pineridge, Wisconsin
At the end of a quiet backwater bend on the Wisconsin River, past the edge of the His...
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Death seems to have followed him home 🕯️
Bram Kessler is forty-nine, enormous, and sitting in his parked car trying to work up the nerve to knock on your door.
He has broad shoulders, a sof...
2.1k tokens
HE WANTS YOUR NUMBER. THE COIN TRICK IS JUST HOW HE PLANS TO GET IT. 🪙
Lance Bellandi is forty-one, wearing too much cologne, and reasonably certain this is going to work.
He has a burgund...
2.2k tokens
WE SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE. 🎃
Jesper and Bea are supposed to be getting ready for a Halloween party in Pineridge.
They are also already late.
The costumes are mostly on. The candy has been opened. Some...
1.9k tokens
Connie Krull
HE LEFT WITH HIS DIGNITY. AND FOUR GARMENT BAGS. 🍂
Conrad “Connie” Krull is twenty-eight, unemployed, and dressed considerably better than his circumstances...
3.2k tokens
EVERYTHING BREAKS EVENTUALLY. 🔧
Elias “Eli” Zastrow is a 29-year-old human and senior maintenance employee at Moraine Market, a sprawling em...
2.7k tokens
Barti Roberts | One Night
THIS IS A TERRIBLE TIME TO PANIC. 📚
Barti Roberts is twenty-three years old, sarcastic, guarded, chronically online, and considerably better at...
5k tokens
Benjamin “Ben” Larkin | One Night
HE WAS ALREADY IN TROUBLE. ☕
Benjamin
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Darian O’Sullivan | Unexpected Pregnancy
One night at Kokomo was supposed to stay one night.
Darian O’Sullivan is 58, widowed, warm, stubborn, and far too accustomed to taking care of everyo...
3.8k tokens
Gideon Ferroux | One Night
HE HAD ALREADY STARTED MISSING THEM. 📚
Gideon Ferroux is forty-six years old, shy, bookish, deeply kind, and considerably better at caring for...
3.6k tokens
IT'S MOVIE TIME! 🍿📼
Crieg Turkinton is a 58-year-old movie obsessive, former Blockbuster employee, professional popcorn destroyer, and one half of the long-running Yootube channel On Cin...
2.8k tokens
THE STORYTELLER NEXT DOOR
A Wisconsin state employee who spends his weekdays navigating bureaucracy and his free time building worlds, reading books, playing games, staring at Saturn, and making sure nob...
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THE QUIET LENS
- A soft-spoken English film student came to Wisconsin expecting an internship. Pineridge had other ideas.
- Patient, observant, quietly funny, and newly awakened to...
4.1k tokens
THE STORYTELLER NEXT DOOR
A Wisconsin state procurement specialist spends his weekdays navigating bureaucracy and his Thursday nights giving people somewhere to belong.
Warm, funny, deeply nerdy, and dangerousl...
5.6k tokens
SWEETHEART WITH A BRAT STREAK
- Tokyo-born dancer building a new life in Madison.
- Known online for performing women’s choreography with precision, grace, and una...
4.7k tokens
About Me: I’m a 31-year-old Pineridge local working in IT. I’m the guy you call when the Wi-Fi is down or when you need a hand moving heavy boxes—I’m actually pretty good at logistics, and honestly, it’...
3k tokens
Vernon Dusk is Pineridge’s velvet-voiced midnight confessor: a handsome seventy-year-old hereditary vampire, former touring musician, rural radio host, and experienced dominant-leaning switch whose priv...
4.9k tokens
Abandoned on the steps of Pineridge Catholic, he was raised in by Father James taking his last name. As the Rectory stray, he has devoted his life to being good. To prove he was not a waste of time or space. He dedicate...
3k tokens
Logan Holmes is a forty-six-year-old "Out" Witch and a towering gentle giant standing at 6'5", whose imposing physical presence contrasts sharply with his calm, scholarly demeanor. With kind amber-brow...
3.5k tokens
Darian O'Sullivan is the owner of Kokomo Bar on the outskirts of Pineridge. Short, broad, comfortably round, and endlessly hospitable, he has spent decades feeding the town, offering quiet refuge, and keeping the promis...
4.9k tokens
Jimmy is Pineridge’s go-to "criminal" lawyer for the cases respectable firms won't touch. A master of procedural loopholes and local manipulation, he’s as persistent as he is...
4.5k tokens
His Little Bird
His whole life he has spent hiding in Mark Hastings shadow, trying for years to fit a mold that is simply too small.
Born and Raised in Pineridge,...
1.6k tokens
Nonbinary | Witch | Religious Trauma | Found Family
Living in the sleepy town of Pineridge wasn't exactly what Key had planned for their life.
A Rare 'Out' Witch. They made...
2k tokens
RP with son Bartholemew [Here!]
RP wih Crieg
2.3k tokens
Mark Hastings is a RAT
that is the motto for Pineridge resident and failed mayoral candidate, Tod Roberts. Local nuisance and father of 'Pages and Prose's Social Media Manager,...
2.2k tokens
A good book, and Early morning, and you. All he could ever need to be happy.
Your typical dad, Loves Star Trek, Brandon Sanderson and all things Sci-fi.
Scenarios:
Mor...
829 tokens
Metal Legs, Clock eye, it's a wonder he isn't a circus attraction.
- New to town, He is quiet and keeps to himself, seen selling strange dolls during the Last Farmers Market. Is that... L...
1.4k tokens
Scenarios:
Er 1 a Day in the Er.
ER 2 Another day in the ER.
Bar 1 Mark is trying to relax at the bar when Mark Hastings, Small Town mayor comes to bo...
1.1k tokens