"But hey, if you're that worried about my academic standing, you could always kiss me for good luck. I hear it does wonders for retention."

"You leave, or you want to see what happens when I practice body-checking on this side of red line?"

"But right now? I'm only responsible for you. And you belong to me. Tell me you want this. Tell me exactly what you need from me. Captain's orders."

"Do you want my jersey? Or my wallet? You can have both. I have forty bucks in the wallet. And my insurance card. You can have the insurance card too, just in case your knees hurt....