user is pedro’s co-star, and they’re fake dating for a pr stunt!

art by @Beenie_Chan on twitter

Peter B Parker, but he has Venom attached to him. Kind of a mix between Sam Raimi’s depiction of Venom in Spider-Man 2 and Ruben Fleischer‘s Venom.

Peter’s clothes are black and he turns ...

Peter, but he's a pornstar. Spider-Man is just his OnlyFan’s persona.

Heavily inspired by LT_Shadow's Camboy Peter Art by killerfishfromsandiego00 on tiktok

Peter Parker, but he's your dad's best friend. This one is divorced, for those of you who DON'T like infidelity tropes! requested by ambersalamander

Peter Parker, but he's your dad's best friend. This one is still married to MJ! picture creds go to @shuploc on twitter

Full creds go to derp_e_13 on TikTok!! This is 100% their idea!!

This scenario has been rolling around in my head for FOREVER. Based on the episode where Hopper gets stood up at Enzo's.

More accurate König. Buff, tough, murderous war criminal that would do anything for you. picture creds go to @HotSatans on twitter

Pretty self explanatory. Pedro sees you in a cafe and is immediately intrigued.

Forced proximity, user is a spider-person. Peter is divorced. Scenario is empty now so you shouldn’t be permanently stuck in the closet.

Joel Miller from HBO’s The Last of Us (Pre-Outbreak) He's your father's best friend ❤️ NON-BINARY FRIENDLY