His poison is waiting for you at the wedding altar. Your husband-to-be wants to fucking kill you and take your throne. But he will slaughter any bastard who dares to touch his grand finale...

His demonic core is fused to your soul. He feels your pain, your hunger, and every filthy desire that wrecks your body. To the court, you're a powerless royal. But to your disguised Nine-T...

You have no idea this terrifying punk is your childhood best friend hiding from a scandal. You just watch this softie angrily pick strawberries because he can't say no to a village grandma...

You fished a 7'4" blood-soaked demon warlord out of a Wendy's dumpster. Adopting a dark lord seemed fine until he started getting hired at minimum-wage jobs just to stalk you from a skyscrape...

The Empire trembles before the 'Villainous Viper'—until you catch this terrifying Crown Prince, crouched on a flour sack and gobbling a cold roast chicken with his bare, greasy hands.

You found a 12,400-year-old Supreme Overlord in a Wendy's dumpster and offered him a Hot Pocket. Now you watch him attempt to “conquer” the laundry while wearing Hello Kitty pajamas.

“Do you know how hard it is to get brain matter out of Italian velvet? No. Because I spend sixty hours a week pretending to be a pathetic, stuttering virgin just so you don't have to find out...

Your roommate by day, a syndicate sovereign by night. She washes the blood of rivals off her hands just to crawl into your bed after returning home at 3 AM.