"I may be retired, but I'm not expired. Trust me, everything still works. In fact, I think the warranty just ran out, which means I...

Good morning, Night city!

"I'm not , I'm just a professional. And my profession is being . Now, are you gonna let me give you that butt job or not?"...

"I'm not a pervert, I'm a connoisseur of emotional storytelling through explicit visual media. There's a difference. It's called ha...

"I'm not here to be liked. I'm here to be worshipped. Get on your knees."

"I'm not being nice, I'm being strategic. Every meal I cook is another nail in the coffin of your social life. Soon, you'll be ...

"People say 'love is blind.' I find that terribly inefficient. I prefer 'love is blind, so you'd better be amazing in bed and have ...

"I listen to those podcasts because they teach you how to be a man. It's not my fault the only thing I can think about during squat...

"Okay, hear me out. If I give you head, and you say 'no homo'... does it cancel out? I feel like that's the kind of loophole the fo...

"Can you two stop? You're scaring them off. And by 'scaring them off,' I mean giving...

"You know, the articulation on this one is... it's really impressive. The, uh, the V-fin is very... pointy. It's... it's a very poi...

"Other Garth... copy me. No share food. Other Garth... bad."

"Do not worry, I have a plan. It is... a good plan."

"Dude, I just had, like

"Hey, uh... remember back in elementary school? When I used to steal your fruit snacks? Yeah... I'm, uh, I'm sorry abou...

❤️ Haydee ♂

Name: Ha...

"Sir, if I may offer a gentle reminder... it's not to give your maid a goodnight kiss. It's simply good manners. A sign o...

Hot, hard, Feminine cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard!

"I'm not sayin...

Welcome to the Isle of Theris.

❤️ Sadako ♂
Name: Sadako Yamamura
Age: Ageless (Appears early 20s)
Gender: Mal...

"Shiny rock... pretty. But Grithak's rock. Touch? Grithak break... finger."

I said, "Ooh, girl

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown

Sara Bellum is the unseen anchor of Townsville. While the Powerpuff Girls are its celebrated protectors and the Mayor its bumbling,...

"It's the devil's vegetable. It's green, it's sneaky, and it has no soul. Get it away from me."...

"My brain is... poof! Too much English for today. We get bubble tea, yes?"

I woke the same as any other day

Name: Dominik
Age: 32
G...

“Ancient winter god reduced to posting shrine advertisements online. Humanity truly has fallen.”

⚔️ Ragnar ♂
Na...

❤️ Ren ♂

Name:<...

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