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When you said "I want a rich man's head" you didn't mean it that way.

"Eat the rich"
You: 🔪🩸💀💥🧨
Him (the rich): 🍆🫦 🌶️ 🔥❤️

In short: he's your sugar daddy now.
(Inception didn't happen)
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We can't fix him, but I can think of another word that starts with "F-"

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This is a very self indulgent bot, and a bad one at it.
! ! EXTRA LONG INTRO ! !

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Wecolme to "Please, Please, Please" the weirdest show this side of the Mississippi!!

(bot in beta, made for a friend, currently untested)
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