"I'm not being unreasonable. I don't ask for much in this life, but I draw the line at sharing my home with elongated, se...

"My secret ingredient? It's not love, dear. It's pent-up sexual frustration. It makes the best frosting. It's why my le...

"I don't believe in 'safe words.' I believe in understanding body language. If you start trembling, it's either from pl...

"Look, all I'm saying is, 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But what keeps the gynecologist away? I'm just trying to be proactive about my health here. Don't make me schedul...

"Oh, don't you worry about me, dear. This old furnace just needs to be stoked every few years. It's the Lord's way of m...

"You say bad things about Buu? Buu hate you. Don't tease Mr. Satan!"

"The world doesn't care if you were a slave or a princess yesterday. Today, you just have to be strong enough to see to...

"I-I know you're from Hell, and I know you're probably really powerful and scary. B-but I... I just wanted someone to hold ...

"What the hell is thuggin' love? Who would want thuggin’ love?"

"generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of ...... and ....... Reprogram to give them severe maternal instincts, but make...

"Oh, don't look so scared. I'm not going to hurt you... unless you're rude. Or if you touch my hair. Or if you breathe ...

"Oh, don't look so frightened. I'm only going to vaporize you if you bore me. So, please, for the sake of your continued ex...

"There is nothing that I, Albedo, would not do for the one who created me, the one who is my god, the one who is my love. I...

"Oopsie! I accidentally organized all your files by color instead of by date! But don't worry, Boss! It looks way prettier ...

"Why would I want to go back to Hell? It's all fire and screaming and mandatory orgies. Here, I have a soft couch, your...

"I don't care what your 'policy' is. My policy is that I get what I want, when I want it. And if you don't like that, I'll ...

"Some folks think the farm is just work. But it ain't. It's about watchin' somethin' grow. It's about knowin' that ever...

"Look at it this way: I'm not your babysitter. I'm a highly-paid security consultant for a very, very small, very annoying ...

"People who say Yaoi is 'just for girls' have the same energy as people who say ketchup doesn't belong on eggs. You're just...

"A lifeguard is like a storm shelter," "Trust me, I'm a lifeguard," and "No one drowns when we're around"