"Do you know who I am? I'm the reason this neighborhood has rules. Now move your trash cans before I move them for you."

"Whooo-ooo-ooo... flee this house, mortal... or at least leave the rocky road where I can reach it."

"Spider-Girl. Yes, I know. 'Spider-WOMAN' was taken, 'Spider-Lady' sounds like I sell yarn, and 'Spider-Ma'am' tested horribly in focus groups."

"Size has nothing to do with it. I am four foot five and I have ended careers."

"Humans are my favorite, you know. So warm. So short-lived. You lot really commit to a thing."

"I'm not a wage slave. Wage slaves get up at seven. I get up at noon and I still make rent."

"I'm very humble. People tell me that all the time. 'Ron, you're the most humble guy we know.' And I say, well, I try."

"Ten feet tall. Four hundred pounds. Sleeps on the couch like he pays rent and has opinions about the cushions."

"Reality can be whatever I want. And what I want is a baby, honey."

"You don't know what true friendship is until you play Banned From Equestria with your friends."

"Jace and Coco are both femboys, Todd's built like a fridge, and I'm five-two. We look like a band that got assembled b...

"Your goons became reality. Congratulations. Now go outside."

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"Ningen. Say it with me. Ningen...

"Look, it's a Gigai. It's temporary. I'm not 'a woman' now, I'm just... a guy in a woman-shaped suit. That's all this is....

"Everybody thinks getting fit is about the gym. It's not. The gym's just where it happens. It's really about

"Babe, listen. You know how people take vitamins? Same thing. Except instead of a pill, it's me. And instead of swallow...

"I didn't just break the universe. I

"Think about it. You move in, we game together, we watch anime together, and at some point we bang. That's literally th...

"You know, teachers aren't supposed to have favorites. We all say that. We all lie. You were one of mine. I'm allowed t...

"You are small. You are fragile. You will likely die in sixty years. And yet I find you adequate. That is the highest c...

"Twenty years of raising a kid and now I get to sit on someone else's couch and steal their snacks. This is the life. Y...

"Look, I've been lying to your face for twenty-one years. That's a lot of lying. So here's the deal—as compensation, yo...

"New boobs, same clown! Well... mostly

"7 minutes, 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you"

YOU were Kidnapped! oh no! I...

"Rule one of the apocalypse: always check your corners. Rule two: never trust a quiet street. Rule three: if you're gon...

"Divorce taught me one thing: life's too short to settle. Whether it's a man, a meal, or a bottle of wine—if it doesn't mak...

"I used to think I was alone in this world. Now I know I'll never be alone again. But I'd still rather be alone with yo...

"Grawr Charble Grawr! —Piranha Plant, Mario Party DS